, the autodidact witch
on Buffy the Vampire Slayer
, said it best (after attending her first and last meeting of the U.C. Sunnydale Wiccan
"Nowdays every girl with a henna tattoo and a spice rack thinks she's a sister to the dark ones!"
"They're just a bunch of blessed-wanna-bes!"
Of course, if you could start fires, translocate souls, and fling HB pencils at 200 miles an hour just by waving your hands, you'd want to say it too...