Findings:

• When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Greeks like their women armless
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
• On Returning A Call From An Unknown Phone Number
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• Just like you
• A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
• Cold heart, bitter coffee
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Just Like Mom
• Just Like Larry
• The boys did not know it. They were just being beautiful, and I got to watch.
• Crazy Is Just Like Anything Else
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• I like women with shaved heads
• you just hauntin 'round like a shadow now
• Innocent, just like OJ!
• I am phone posting from a gazebo outside of a library while using their WiFi in the rain
• Being an Agent is Their Difficult Job
• Just to see what it would be like
• Just Like Snow
• Not Just Like a Pill: Paternal Attachment and Spiritual Development
• Questions I'd like to ask my father
• Rape committed by women
• when my time is in the past, i hope my heart lays in the grass, and feeds another one who lives like it's all just begun
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• All men are like grass, and all their glory is like the flowers of the field.
• Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession For Men
• I will ask them all their dreams
• Every lousy Kraut beady blue-eyed bastard I see, I just jerk back on my BAR and pump some lead in their face.
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• Being asked to sponsor
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• a lot like the appeal of being electrocuted
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• just like mom used to make
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• The kids round here look just like shadows, always quiet, holding hands
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Try not being obscure just for the sake of it
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• Dead in California just feels like lonely somewhere else.
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• There was just the magic I'd brought and laid there over the years, piled up in the corners like twinkling dust bunnies
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• That was what her hunger was like: mesmerizing, directed, floating like a public secret just under the cloud cover.
• I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
• Paintings bulging out of their frames like the freaked-out spine-damage erections of accident victims
• Why do women like motorbikes?
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• one by one their blades will grind to a halt and stand still like a white forest.
• candle smoke and christmas spice leapt up their noses like cardamom cats
• I liked their early stuff
• You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
• Why American women shave their legs
• God's phone number in a matchbook
• Not verifying information
• The Devil is just the Angel that asked for more
• A.I. Interactive phone numbers
• a voice like pebbles being shoved through a harmonica
• The ceiling seems like it's tired of being our tripmeter.
• I feel like I'm being watched
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Be different, just like everyone else
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• Just Like Heaven
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Be a model or just look like one
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• just like my father
• I just couldn't work like that
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Bikes need regular service just like cars
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• Just like tomato soup
• Be Yourself, said the buxom blonde. Just Like Everyone Else
• Just Like Honey
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• Jesus was a reactionary reformer, just like Martin Luther in later years.
• Let's undress just like cross-eyed strangers
• We like seeing ourselves in the mirror. Circuitry is just the newest reflective material.
• Women you know you should just walk away from
• I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
• Looks Just Like the Sun
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• She just stares at us like we're crazy
• Yeah? Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
• Just Like the Fambly Cat
• there is so much structure within numbers, the universe is just the counting of the integers.
• just like the seed, i don't know where to go
• ultimately, i just like you. more than anyone.
• I like my coffee the way I like my women
• Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
• just like the smooth kindness of your eyes
• Quizro's phone smells like cigarettes and Obsession for Men (gay porn version)
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
• Why women like the smell of men
• These women who must live like the high Sierra white pine, fed somehow by the alpine wind
• Run around like chickens with their head cut off
• Women only like me for my mind
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Phone number
• girls who like to see their grandmother fight
• These dead open their bodies to the living like a door
• Why men like women's breasts
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Just being quiet and close
• Women and their weight problem
• a radical thing called "talking to women and taking their answers seriously"
• Judging women by their books
• Yo, this is def, number 3 on the phone!
• Probably the most useful phone number in England
• Nokia mobile phone serial number
• Phone number rhythm
• What should I ask Microsoft?
• And why, you ask, am I doing all this?
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• All I Ask of You
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
• Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
• We never asked to be babysitters
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• Ask and Embla
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Three horrible old women and a monkey
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Using the chatterbox to ask for definitions
• If You Have to Ask
• Ask Me More Eeyore
• Before you ask a question
• On the cost of First Class postage
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Ask a stupid question
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• You have the right to ask
• Ten things to ask yourself before going outside
• Ask Dr. Math
• askk (user)
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I do not ask for her secret.
• Ask Nudgie
• Why ask "why?" Why not "why not?"
• Consistency is all I ask
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Ask the Pilot
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• The first time I asked a girl to dance
• You are groovy. No, I mean it. Ask a fish. Ask the moon.
• I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
• I never asked to be born you know

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