Findings:

• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• What kind of crummy friends did Proust have?
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Why we have two ears
• My Fine Feathered Friends, Chapter 11: In Which We Have a Bit of Gardening Trouble
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• You have __ friends! (e2poll)
• I have lots of gay friends
• I have a friend
• Bold of you to assume I have friends
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• Two virgins about to have sex
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I could have been one of a two
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Two old friends meeting on a mist-covered bridge
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• Going With Two Dating Friends To A Movie
• Friends
• friend
• just friends
• Best friend
• the Justice Friends
• Religious Society of Friends
• imaginary friend
• Fisherman's Friend
• I just want to be friends
• You and Your Friend
• Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
• How to Win Friends and Influence People
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• tell your friends
• We were never really friends
• Man's best friend
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Friended
• Wow, she is going in on that cornbread.
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Phil Lesh and Friends
• Friends who fuck
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• There is no friend anywhere
• friend of Dorothy
• Friends with benefits
• Friend division
• No hair = No friends
• death of a friend
• Friends of the Swastika
• The Computer Is Your Friend
• Spider-Man and his Amazing Friends
• Falling in love with your best friend
• gay friend
• Friends with privileges
• Answer: friends
• real drinks with imaginary friends
• Some of my best friends are
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• invisible friend
• For greeting your shiftless friends
• For hanging around with your shiftless friends
• For when something happens and you and your shiftless friends are nonplussed
• For when you and your shiftless friends are confused again
• For when you and your shiftless friends get something to eat
• For when you and your shiftless friends go shopping
• For when you and your shiftless friends are thinking about seeing a movie
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
• Save Water - Shower with a Friend
• a friend of a friend
• Party Rescue Friend
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• questions to ask of friends and lovers
• Like A Friend
• taking care of your little hamster friend
• Your Friends & Neighbors
• Friends, Romans, hipsters
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• gay friends
• One danger of having your friends using Everything
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• The Guru got a girlfriend
• Public Service Announcement: Curiosity Humiliated the Noder('s Friend)
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Wigner's Friend
• Friends of Narnia
• A new friend from a .hk domain
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Funeral For A Friend
• Friends of the Earth International
• Can we still be friends?
• A Faraway Friend
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• Farewell to a Friend
• Just friends syndrome
• Friend pheromones
• Outrun a speeding train
• Friend of the Devil
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• How my friend embarrassed my stage speech teacher
• oil-water friend problem
• false friend
• I found my friend Broken
• famous circle of friends
• My Only Friend
• friend of a friend
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• To a Friend
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Trying to explain Everything to your non-Everythingite friends
• special friend
• 2 Friends
• Gamera is friend to all children!
• I am a friend of a rape survivor
• Parting with Friends
• best friends
• What to do if you discover a friend's parent in a News of the Weird article
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• Some of my best friends are...
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• Peter's Friends
• Machina II/The Friends and Enemies of Modern Music
• How Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends wrecked my love life
• Making Friends
• More responsible child-bearing friends
• Muhammad My Friend
• imaginary friend, believed lost, listed guardian: heart
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• ex-girlfriend is my best friend and now she's getting married
• The Friend
• Circle Of Friends
• The Song of Hiawatha - Hiawatha's Friends
• Friend of Bill W.
• Kissing your best friend
• Pet Your Friends
• Memories of my best friend
• postcards to friends
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• Friend Bear
• My best dead friend
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• how to be a friend
• Jennifer, is she your friend?
• My Friend, My Friend
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• Diamonds are a Girl's Best Friend
• Three Friends
• My friend has just broken up a marriage
• Old Friends are Reunited
• Finding out your friend is a lesbian
• Man's Friend
• Friends In Need
• First Fiction: Friends
• These people are not your friends
• forward this to your friends
• The Workman's Friend
• Losing a friend
• upon the death of a friend
• Friends don't let friends node drunk
• Jews for Jesus followed my friend Yosef into a single-toilet restroom
• Trying to be friends
• Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• just a friend
• random internet friend
• Sex with your best friend
• We talk of taxes, and I call you friend;

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