Findings:

• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• don't need no credit card to ride this train
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Yeah, but still
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Motorcycle Ride
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• but don't take my word for it
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• At least the dark don't hide it
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Questions you never asked, but now that I mention it, yeah, that's a good point
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• Being a dickhead
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• But who codes the coders?
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• BQN: But, one for all?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• Humanity, Fuck Yeah!
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• butt rot
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer

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