Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "yeah, well apple's design division sucks, because they don't sell two-button mice bundled with the computer!"

• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Apple Computer
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• sam, they dont liste (user)
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• They did so because they believed they could.
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• They don't understand my tea
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Apple Confidential: The Real Story of Apple, Computer, Inc.
• I lost a chance at $40,000 because my mommy wouldn't let me sell my stock
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't care what color your computer is
• The "My parents suck with computers" node
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• They shoot videogames in Indianapolis, don't they?
• computer case
• Chipirones en su tinta
• the strongest memes don't brand, they sit in your head and crochet
• They Shoot Horses, Don't They?
• People don't flail when they die
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Yeah? Well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• telling people what they don't need to know
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Everything you like and the guests we'll feed (because you are, that's why)
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• On the Air Because They Care
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• just because they never bothered to really do
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• shoddily designed computer components
• A computer with two mice
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• Well at least this time I don't think you're dying.
• The problem with having parents who don't fully understand computers
• Rape committed by women
• They don't touch me the same way
• They don't know what they're missing
• What a computer does well
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• They Don't Want Me
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• Things That Don't End Well
• Don't call us, we'll call you
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• 23 Things They Don't Tell You About Capitalism
• They don't know what I've done
• The only normal people are the ones you don't know very well
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• things that don't suck
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• It wouldn't sell so well if no one bought it
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• don't start from words. they are a nest of lies.
• The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
• Live Era '87-'93
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• They don't get it. Let them suffer.
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Sadly, I discovered I don’t like apples
• Apple
• Sour Apple
• Apple's Hierarchy of Skepticism
• Road Apples
• apple pie
• Apple Lisa
• An apple a day
• Apple Public Source License
• Sharon Apple
• The Apples (in stereo)
• apple tree
• Adam's apple
• Cherry Pink and Apple Blossom White
• Apple Blossom
• Apple Jack
• Apples and pears
• Green Apple
• Apple Box
• Apple lore
• Apple Thunderscan
• Simpsons digs at Apple
• Apple Cranberry Casserole
• Apple Menu
• Do You Love an Apple?
• Jonagold apple
• Apple key
• Aunt Maggie's Apple Pie
• Apple Game Sprockets
• Delightful Apple Stuffing
• Newton's Apple
• Apples, oranges, and oral sex
• apple picking
• Apple Fritter
• Watching you eat an apple
• The Apple Isle
• Fuji apple
• caramel apple pops
• Apples to Apples
• Bitter Apple
• Of apples and the moon
• Snow, Glass, Apples
• Taffy Apple Salad
• Braeburn apple
• Cortland apple
• Stayman apple
• Apple System Profiler
• Apple IIc+
• Red Apple
• Nobody chooses apples with bruises
• Diabetic caramel apple salad
• Apple Beer
• apple turnover
• Apple III
• The Nuked Apple Cart
• McDonald's hot apple pie
• apple dumpling
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• My life as an apple tree ovary
• Microwave chicken apple spinach salad
• Cranberry apple cider sauce
• Apple Retail
• Jesus Christ the Apple Tree
• Golden Apples
• apple orchard
• tiny green apples
• Aunt Birdie's Potato Salad and Alice's Apple Dumplings with Hard Sauce

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