Findings:

• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• You Know What I'm Sayin'
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I know what I'm talking about
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• The city knows I'm leaving
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• Fucking yes, I'm a fatphobe
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• I know more when I'm alone
• Nerds, geeks, dorks and losers
• Dork!
• dork (user)
• Dork's Dreams
• How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
• The Great Grand E2 Dork Story (collaboration)
• It was a Dork and Starmly Night
• Is God a Dork?
• Im Elvis (user)
• I'm
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• IM
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm picking out a Thermos for you
• I'm with the band
• yes, we've decided that this is the hill to die on
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm sorry
• I'm pinching your face!
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
• Damn, I'm good.
• I'm not sure
• Hands off, I'm special
• So. Central Rain
• Im-
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I'm Glad
• Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm in this for the long haul
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I'm just a bill
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• My cats think I'm a God
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible?
• I'm a little tea pot
• I'm Waiting for the Man
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm a writer. What are you?
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm gonna make you come tonight
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm no Whitman...
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• Women want me when I'm taken
• the words I'm after
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• I'm Gonna Ride That Southern Railway Line
• i'm afraid of hipsters
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
• If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
• I'm really sorry about that!!!
• I'm falling in love with you
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm game
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm a Pepper
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm tired of calling 911
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I'm scared
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I'm leaving, you all suck

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