Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "you'd beat both your parents if they didn't leave you alone, caught in their alcohol haze"

• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• They Shall Beat Their Plowshares Into Swords
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• Fragments of the world are falling away, and we're tripping over the holes they leave behind
• In their millions the frog songs seemed to have a beat and a cadence.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• they look up at the same night sky, they fill their heart with the same dreams, and they are infused with the breath of life by the same almighty creator
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• The things I spend my money on didn't exist when my parents were younger
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• So they caught Saddam Hussein
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Leave the butterflies alone
• Live Era '87-'93
• They didn't have the heart
• While I watched the leaves get caught in her hair.
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• They Spent Their Wild Youthful Days in the Glittering World of the Salons
• They left the streets stained with blood, and their howling could be heard long after they were gone
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• To My Parents: On Their 25th Anniversary
• if you want to control a plant, you must be ruthless. if you want a plant to flourish, leave it alone.
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• Leave Gentleman Jim Alone!
• How to get people to leave you alone
• Good reasons to leave my computer-centred world alone
• Roots and Leaves Themselves Alone
• leave well enough alone
• So they caught George W. Bush
• There's a fine line between feeling a will to live and feeling a fear of death. Sometimes they can both lead you down the same path.
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• Redundancy in DNA
• And They Didn't Die
• The day they caught the governor, and everyone else
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• So they caught Santa Claus
• leave me alone
• Parents who force their children to eat when they're not hungry
• They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences
• Dead links in writeups
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• If men define situations as real, they are real in their consequences.
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Writers don't look for their big breaks. They write them.
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• I didn't leave you because I didn't love you anymore
• You don't leave anyone alone in a monkey knife fight
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• To women, to hide their teeth, if they be rotten or rusty
• Don't leave me alone
• Leave My Kitten Alone
• There's no reason to leave this poem alone
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• They made life together, alone in themselves
• alcohol by volume
• alcohol poisoning
• Center for Alcohol and Substance Abuse Research at Columbia University
• Bureau of Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms
• pure-grain alcohol
• Alcohol dehydrogenase
• Drugs are vastly superior to alcohol
• Cut down on alcohol
• Alcohol-free Beer
• allyl alcohol
• The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
• grain alcohol
• New blood alcohol level for DUI
• Everybody's free (to Drink Alcohol)
• Why alcohol is legal and pot is not
• Drinks in which you can't taste the alcohol
• Like drugs and alcohol, romance and Cafe Coco don't mix
• alcohol unit
• Alcohol and Gaming
• SD Alcohol
• Alcohol + Cars = Fun and Bitches
• Perfect Alcohol
• Making alcohol from a watermelon
• The consequences of combining alcohol and drugs
• Graves Grain Alcohol
• stearyl alcohol
• cetyl alcohol
• Experimental philosophy with alcohol
• bomb alcohol
• Dichlorobenzyl alcohol
• Cigarettes, Alcohol and Rollerblading
• The European Union's alcohol import quotas
• methyl alcohol
• Do not mix archery and alcohol
• alcohol neatly halves my life into you and no you
• higher alcohols
• Alcohol Stove
• Alcohol Tampon
• Minimum alcohol pricing
• Alcohol Use Disorder
• Alcohol, studytimes and love.
• Heart and brain and alcohol, 2018
• Alone
• Titus Alone
• Alone in a Crowd
• cold and alone
• Alone In the Dark
• Alive Alone
• Seeing movies alone
• I do not fit in; I am not alone
• Being alone
• The tranquility of drinking alone
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• reasons to live alone
• Come in Alone
• On the Beach at Night Alone
• It's better to be alone than to wish you were
• Whose toothbrush is that, I thought you lived alone
• stand/alone/bitch (user)
• dying alone on the battlefield
• All Alone in the Night
• I Sleep Alone
• Drinking Alone in the Moonlight
• By Force Alone
• You're not alone
• She dreamt she was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty field
• stand/alone/bitch is storing my soul in an 80-page notebook
• I used to judge you based on which songs you'd play on Guitar Hero 3
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I'd Like To Go Alone
• Long night not sleeping alone
• Aline's number is alone with itself
• I only am escaped alone to tell thee: McVeigh, Denial, and the Death Penalty
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• Home Alone
• Casiotone for the Painfully Alone
• Spending holidays alone
• How to survive a heart attack when alone
• Drinking Alone with the Moon
• Bowling Alone: The Collapse and Revival of American Community
• it is cold and alone in here. hello?
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• alone (user)
• You're All Alone
• Living alone, one is apt to prefer a view of water
• Alone with a gun
• Sailing Alone Around the World
• Driving alone
• What the computer does while it's alone
• Sitting alone in the quiet place
• Alone in this hotel room, thinking of you
• Alone amongst a head full of voices
• Alone Again Or
• I hope that for a few moments he felt a little less alone
• Canoeing alone
• Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex
• The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
• Jacob: Alone
• When you are alone you are the cat you are the phone you are an animal

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