Findings:

• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• My new way to get there
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• you're a bow and arrow, a broken guitar, while the rainwater washes away who you are
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• You'll never get away with this!
• Cannibalism and other fun ways to get rid of Rats
• I never wanted to see you get hurt. Even though it's kind of funny.
• Far too many ways to name your meat
• What happens if you're too nice?
• The easiest way to get a job
• we can get along even though we disagree
• You're Gonna Get Yours
• Time washes everyone clean
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
• It's difficult to live with people if you're fastidious. You'll understand that once you discover that you're ruined.
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• You're too young to be so old
• Getting rid of start menu items
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• Ways to get random numbers
• I am an impediment. I am here to get in your way.
• The sad thing is, if you get her you'll be sick of her in a year
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• You're a daywalker you might not get it
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• Cryonic companies who will freeze you if you get in the way of their plans for world domination
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Too much living is no way to die
• when i get out i'll come and find you cause you're my other half i never told you that
• 25 ways not to tell someone that you're in love with them
• You're too good to be human
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Mr. Clean? Too empathetic. We need a bomb.
• Someday, I'll get high and clean the whole kitchen
• Can you clean up you're grammar please?
• The rain wash clean my soul
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Life gets in the way of words
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• Kids, don't let drugs get in the way of your dreams for the future
• Rape committed by women
• What happens when you get too lonely
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• Hurry, and you'll get only shithead kids
• We get too tense when we drive
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• Sometimes we dreamers just get in the way
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• You're All I Need to Get By
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• spin until you get dizzy, then spin the other way to cancel it out
• Where The Shock Sets In And The Stomach Acid Finds A New Way To Make You Get Sick
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• Arguing my way to get an arranged marriage
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Yes, dammit I am sure I want to delete it. While you're at it, empty the trash, too!
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• We were strangers for way too long
• The way to love anything is to realize that it may be lost.
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• Ways to Say you're done
• When you're born with duckweed in your hair, it never washes out
• Films are way too expensive in current year
• 5 Signs You'll Get Cancer
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Even cannibals get the blues
• clean
• good clean fun
• A little child could never kill this clean
• clean water
• Mr. Clean
• Clean laundry breeds confidence
• Come clean
• Clean up after the Baby Boomers
• eight-bit clean
• the book of clean white pages, a poem of self absorption
• Clean Test Area - One Touch Basic Blood Glucose Meter
• squeaky clean grocery store teens
• My mother also taught me how to quickly kill and clean game
• clean guitar
• Mr. Clean vs. Mattress Giant
• How to clean a fish
• Noders are Clean: The Aftermath of an e2 Party
• Cleaning your ears
• Getting Dirty in the Clean Room
• clean flicks
• A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows every corner
• I miss my clean white linen and my fancy French cologne
• Squeaky Clean
• clean food
• make clean
• clean and jerk
• Clean food with no poop
• Don't try to clean out your car's petrol tank with a vacuum cleaner
• If you want to die clean, eat your own pie
• Mr. Clean (user)
• How to clean a paintbrush
• Clean to scream
• Embrace the smooth, clean animal mind
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• How to clean a keyboard
• Simple and Clean
• Neutrogena Deep Clean
• clean slate
• To clean a roof
• How to clean a book
• Clean for Gene
• my brain feels clean as a whistle
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• Our dirty and clean parts are equal
• Shot? So quick, so clean an ending?
• Clean Asia
• Mister Clean
• clean URLs
• you wipe my eyes clean at 3 am
• rusty feathers, wings of murky steel eaten clean by age
• She cleaned up for me at least.
• Cleaning silver
• Kiss Each Other Clean
• Sweet as a Pickle, Clean as a Pig
• that clean air smell. like living on a mountain and hanging your clothes out to dry.
• Color Me Clean
• clean ALL the things
• even the fool
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• Even nerds need people skills
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Even In The Torrent's Rage
• Even permutations are not odd
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• Even the moon was wrong
• Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• even function
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• Latin for Even More Occasions
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Even if You Don't
• Even in the Quietest Moments

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