Findings:

• The next life will be better
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• You do realise that this is going to be our lives for the next ten years?
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• I am just going outside and may be some time.
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• How to be a Romantic Poet
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• This life is a placement test for the next
• I realize that it is going to be dark soon
• (Sing If You're) Glad to be Gay
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• What's it going to be then, eh?
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair
• Where be ye going, you Devon maid?
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Who Wants to be the Next US President?!
• If you're not smart enough to figure this out on your own, you shouldn't be doing it
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• Life without music would be a mistake
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• Everything Is Going to Be Fine: The 2022 Halloween Horrorquest
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• In the next six months, someone involved with Donald Trump will be involved in a legal proceeding
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• You're Next
• If you're going to masturbate, would you at least close the fucking door?
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• You're too good to be human
• You're too young to be so old
• When you know things are just meant to be
• Why fab might be going on an all-smoothie diet soon
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• To be noble in an average life
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• Our Band Could Be Your Life
• My life may no longer be my own
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• It's going to be fine
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• everything is going to be alright
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• How it's Going to Be
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• I'm going to be a Dad
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• Collision avoidance technique
• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• life is supposed to be walking back home alone
• Let there be another next time
• What's going to happen next?
• Life is what happens to you when you're busy making other plans
• What's the point of having doors if you're just going to give away keys?
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• There Are Days When I Leave My Life Next to My Black Boots
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• What life after death will really be like
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Be
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• To be or not to be
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• They can see that you're missing something inside
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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