Findings:

• You've never had it so good
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• It's obvious you've never owned a penis
• The sex life of a table tennis ball
• Would I have hid myself away if I had known I'd never be found?
• You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
• What is Heraclides had never been born?
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• It's obvious you've never owned a vagina
• You've never explored
• If America Had a War on Sex like it Does with Drugs
• If I Had My Life To Live Over
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• Never Knowing Quite What I Had
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Gene Simmons Never Had a PC
• The Sex Life of Subatomic Particles
• The death of a man I had never known
• Skim this life but never live
• She had never kissed someone so old.
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• You'll never know how much you've changed me
• What if Heraclides had never been born?
• Dr. Frankenstein never had a lab assistant named Igor
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• Life had been an opportunity lost
• If you're not sure whether or not you've been had, then you've already been had.
• It never hurts to give thanks to the broken ones you had to use to build your ladder.
• Never Had It So Good
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• Life Without Sex
• The glass is half full when it comes to your life up until this point. The glass is half empty when it comes to everything you've missed out on.
• My father's secret life was never meant to be secret
• My So-Called Sex Life
• The sex life of an electron
• E2 guide to music you've never heard of
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• These are the memories I never had
• love like you've never been hurt
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Never Mind The Bollocks, Here's The Sex Pistols
• He had a life before he met you, you know
• My Life had stood -- a Loaded Gun --
• We kissed like we had never tasted lips
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• The best I never had
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
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• I had an Everything dream an hour ago
• I've had better hugs from wind gusts and dead people
• Of course we had it tough
• I Had Trouble in Getting to Solla Sollew
• I Wish I Had Duck Feet
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• I had pleasant times as well
• Canon CAT
• you had to be there
• I've had eighteen straight whiskeys. I think that's the record.
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• If I Had $1000000
• Mary Had a Little Lamb
• Jobs I've Had
• Neatest trip I've had
• if I had my druthers
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• I had a really good time tonight
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• How I had a Vision of Lineland
• A conversation I had with myself once
• Why the record album HAD to give way to the compact disc
• Had Gadya
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• Questions I have had today
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• Romeo and Juliet had it easy
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• the dexterity of one who had smoked for years
• Her Body Had Knots and Hollows
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• What the Institute for Motivational Development had to say about me
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• Things I had not seen before coming to America
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• When you had left our pirate fold
• I was a bitter, purple-haired fat girl, and I had plenty of male friends
• The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
• I had cool friends in high school
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• We had silent conversations
• If I Had Known
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• Why Kurt had to go out the window
• I, though I brought no fuel, had desire
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• Opening the cold vats, we saw what we had done
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• The seizure I had last night
• The Little Girl that Had Been Dead for a Hundred Years
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I once had a cavity
• They had been expecting me
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
• Eyes that had a way of making time stop
• Al Capone had soup kitchens
• You had better...!!!
• I Had No Right
• We have had enough of your beige
• I had to bury the cat somewhere....
• What the Wizard had to say.
• The Girl Who Had Everything
• The Boy Who Had Everything
• The South had the right to secede from the Union
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Miss Lucy Had a Baby
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 7
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• a leg had bared itself
• A preview of a movie you had already seen
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
• a man who had fallen among thieves
• She was thinking of a boy in California who had a couch and a job
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• They Had No Poet
• Houston, we've had a problem
• I almost had to wait
• How Eulenspiegel had his horse shod with silver and gold
• My mistress had a little dog
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• For Want of a Nail : If Burgoyne Had Won at Saratoga
• I haven't had a wet dream in years
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• Originally I had a strategy: Smile at pretty girls
• If the son of Adam had a mountain of gold
• Had I not seen the Sun
• He'd experienced a horror I had not
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• If I Had a Hammer
• I've had you here before
• Allah Had No Son
• I had a party, you were not invited, here are the pictures
• I had it hard for nuclear power
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• You Had It Coming
• She had eyes like the Blue Screen of Death
• I had been hungry all the years
• I had forgotten the bear's name, and could not find my way home to the Thousand Acre wood
• Pointlessness had become his answer
• Empty at last she had room to unfurl
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• Twelve dreams I had in one night
• To John Bartlett, Who Had Sent Me a Seven Pound Trout
• What if we had duels instead of wars?
• The walls she had built around herself cracked and crumbled
• We had a record label
• Best smoke I've ever had
• When I was young Time had no wings
• I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
• When Askeladden and the Troll had an Eating Competition
• The girls had gone wild and now my dad's cock was missing
• I've had a drunken kebab and loved it!
• If Eve Had Failed to Conceive
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• What some stuffy Victorians had to say about poetry
• The Fun They Had
• I had a brother, once
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
• He had something to say. He said it.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?

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