Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "you are throwing them into a wood chipper that spits out candy instead of guts"

• a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• I was into them after they were hip
• Out The Door And Into The Car
• Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
• One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• left everything on his desk and walked out into the bright sunlight
• If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
• The Mojave Desert spit him out, and the Pacific Ocean swallowed him, half-chewed
• You see them driving around, rubbing the sleep out of their eyes
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
• Chopping wood
• Out of the blue and into the black
• Stare out into the light
• Shave your head and run naked into the woods.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• All of my coworkers spit into urinals
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Hush, I stole them out of the moon
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Video games make kids violent! Tiger Woods PGA Tour '01 makes them pro golfers!
• Spilling over into words, we run out of space too soon
• Out of the frying pan, into the fire
• throwing cards into a hat
• Into the Black Pit and Out Again
• Into the Woods
• Car stuffed to the brim. Pulling out into the dark avenue, two cats in the laundry hamper voicing feline displeasure.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• At time's end we step out of the corn into the cool shadows of the lawn
• E2 is like getting old, having friends die, and running into them on the street
• Children of the Corny 6: INTO THE WOODS!
• Now coming down, out of this swandive, into your arms
• the magic that was meant to capture the outlaw instead transformed him into a monster
• I just happened to walk into this liquor store looking for candy and ginger ale
• life is about falling into a hole, and then climbing out of the hole
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Those are giants; and if thou art afraid, away with thee out of this and betake thyself to prayer while I engage them in fierce and unequal combat
• Put them out with your vajra-shovel.
• Hand them a straw, and they'll suck the life out of you.
• seek out my creations and destroy them
• wood chipper
• Out of the desert and into the mountains
• Throwing A Rock into the Water
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Even if they're in my dreams, if I'm not willing to try to reach out to them then do I really miss them?
• steal out the eyes from the angels and set them as stars
• Out of the Woods
• I'd rather drag out slimy skeletons and nail them dripping to your children's pastel walls
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• Eye Candy
• these woods are extremely cursed
• cotton candy
• John Candy
• Candied
• the candy canes problem
• Rock Candy
• White Rabbit Candy
• Candy Overdose
• Maple Sugar Candy
• Jar Jar tongue candy
• Andies Candies
• candy jewelry
• Candy Crisis
• soft candy
• Hard Candy
• Strangers With Candy
• penny candy
• Arm Candy
• Candy Cane Cookies
• Just eat a sucking candy, you'll be fine
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Candy is Dandy
• Eye Candy (user)
• Flower candy
• Milk candy
• candy kid
• The Big Rock Candy Mountain
• The Devil's Candy
• candy cane
• candy coat
• The -heads line of candy
• Candy Quack (user)
• kid in a candy store
• candy necklace
• Candy Canes
• Jumbo Candy Oatmeal Cookies
• Man Candy
• Candy Bar Continuum
• Divinity candy
• The Candy Coloured, Tangerine Flake Streamlined Picture Show
• English toffee candy
• Candy striper
• Candy Flip
• Mind Candy (user)
• Candy temperature guide
• candied orange peel
• Candy Apple Grey
• candy propellant
• Making it in a world without enough candy
• Candied Flowers
• Candy Snatchers
• Rare Candy
• candied fruit
• Candy Matson
• Candy Cummings
• Candy Hank
• whisked through time-tubes of candied air to an archipelago of moon-worlds, sterile and deserted
• Defending yourself with Halloween candy
• Candied peach ice cream
• candied ginger
• frozen candy bars
• Brain candy
• candy is violent (user)
• Too much candy
• Strawberry And Cream Candy vs The Clitoris
• candy apples (user)
• candy bar
• Hershey's Mint Chocolate Candy Canes
• I'm just here for the candy
• purple candy (user)
• Annabelle's Candy
• Hershey's Candy Cane Kisses
• Histoire de l'Oeil and The Candy Club, Richmond
• candy mic (user)
• CANDY B (user)
• fun-size candy
• candy ass (user)
• ass candy (user)
• blackberry candy
• guts
• Colick, Gripes, and Twisting of the Guts
• Gut Instinct
• drug guts
• Gut bomb
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Hold Your Guts
• Beer Gut
• wind guts
• make it two-ply, or I will gut you
• In your guts you know he's nuts
• lawnjart spills his guts to the press
• Great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
• gut luggage
• Gut string guitar
• Guts Man
• Beer guts and crewcuts
• No guts, no glory
• gut bucket
• Veins to the cut, pain in the gut; veins to the tip, everything's hip
• gut barging
• Fake guts
• Sheep gut condoms
• how to gut a marshmallow
• Rat Guts (user)
• Guts (user)
• How to gut a house
• When you understand the reasons why, you'll still hate our guts
• Alles ist gut
• Gut Symmetries

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