Findings:

• avoid
• Avoid fancy words
• Avoid the Noid
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• how to avoid paying for washing machines
• Eating icicles to avoid dehydration
• good reasons to avoid decapitation
• How to avoid photo radar tickets
• Just try to avoid the wracking temptation to eat raw cookie dough
• the second night in a row I've avoided taking off this tacky blue nail polish
• Avoid contact with the eyes.
• Avoid highly subjective writeups
• How to avoid tomorrow
• E2 clueless (newbie) mistakes to avoid
• I do my best to avoid Sleep's sticky tendrils
• How to avoid jury duty
• How to avoid saying, "I love you"
• Avoid missing ball for high score
• Avoid product placement in writeups
• Avoid generalization
• A depressed Lincoln avoids talk of his broken engagement, January 20, 1841
• My psychologist, or rants to avoid self-improvement
• Discrimination: why avoid the subject?
• Ways people avoid confronting political reality
• How to avoid dying of thirst in a desert
• How to avoid driving into your garage with your bike still on the car roof rack
• Avoid Ethnocentrism
• Failing to Avoid the Paper Cuts
• things I do to avoid pissing off my wife
• Avoiding diarrhea in Mexico
• Doing something illegal to avoid being caught in an illegal activity
• How people avoid buying drinks
• Pretending to be sick in order to avoid your duties
• How the Waldensian Heretics avoided detection
• The girls avoid band inflicted neck hickeys
• How to avoid holodeck addiction
• Books to read in the bath: Avoid waterdamage at all costs
• Reverend Wolff, in pursuit of others already lost, avoids the bug pit
• Changing the value of 5 in FORTRAN
• Practical reasons to avoid black cats
• United States pledge to avoid torture
• Why security experts avoid implementing
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• Ejaculation and prostate cancer
• How To Avoid Being Something Other Than What One Is Not
• How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
• Avoid getting screwed by contractors
• I try to avoid making things more dead
• How to avoid eviction
• She crashed her car trying to avoid a butterfly
• We meet ourselves time and again in a thousand disguises on the path we took to avoid our destiny
• Avoid Working With Stanley Kubrick
• Surviving to avoid being alive
• Avoid minding your own business
• Can't Hardly Wait
• It can't rain all the time
• You can't get there from here
• can't
• White Men Can't Jump
• Can't Buy a Thrill
• Parker Lewis Can't Lose
• i can't find it anywhere
• You Can't Do That on Television
• I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Cant
• Canted
• Cant hook
• YOU CAN'T FIGHT EVIL WITH A MACARONI DUCK!
• we just can't give 'em away!
• You can't have everything
• can't happen
• You can't handle the truth
• I can't believe it's not haggis
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• I Can't Believe It's Not Semen!
• I can't find a bra that fits right
• You can't teach an old dog new tricks
• Anarchy can't last
• Canted Angle
• you can't have it both ways
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• This can't happen
• Can't we just all get along? (plaintive voice).
• No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
• Can't Buy Me Love
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You Can't Do That on Stage Anymore
• (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• You can't predict or control what incidents in your life your friends will remember and retell
• I guess you really can't know anybody after all
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Why can't I get ADSL?
• You can't eat a flag
• Why is the word for lisping one that lispers can't pronounce?
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• I can't stand up for falling down
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• You gotta leave your mark somehow, and if you can't leave a purple face, leave something else!
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• can't get with
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• Why can't men buy tampons?
• Oops, I can't find my best friend
• Beggars can't be choosers
• I can't work with stoners
• Why can't you walk in a straight line?
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I got a good degree and can't remember any of it!
• Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
• Dreams where you can't move
• You can't make someone love you
• Can't get you out of my head
• Things we say and do when we can't tell the truth
• Can't talk. Coming down.
• I can't get comfortable here
• Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
• Shafties can't wheelie
• Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
• You Can't See It
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I can't wake up
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• You can't defend yourself with a gun!
• You can't love with half a heart
• I can't find the any key
• Can't change me
• You Can't Take It with You
• I can't change
• You Can't Stop the Bum Rush
• All That You Can't Leave Behind
• I can't have an original idea anymore
• I can't see your face in my mind
• You can't look cool carrying a poodle
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Men can download naked women. Women can't download men worshipping them. Ha ha!
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• You Can't Have Mary
• If you can't write something nice, don't write anything at all
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• OSS can't fail
• We Can't Dance
• Elephants can't jump
• I can't stop torturing myself
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• You can't chop a tree down with your head
• You can't rant when you're not angry
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• How not to faint when you can't move
• I can't hear you
• you can't polish a turd
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• If I can't win I don't want to play
• Why can't we just fuck and feel good about it?
• you can't prove that
• You can't shout fire in a crowded theater
• Stuck in a moment you can't get out of
• Why you can't evolve passwords
• Crystal Meth and the retail market
• I can't tell the girl I love that I love her
• If you can't beat them, join them
• I can't live without you
• I can't wait until I join it.
• At least things can't get any worse
• Why can't I stop thinking about you?
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life

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