Findings:

• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• human being
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• A conversation with old country guys is like being a chicken dentist
• a failure as human beings
• Talk like a pirate day
• Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
• I can't believe it's not human flesh
• Being Human
• These lions were not like normal lions.
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever live
• Human beings will believe anything
• Creativity, the essence of being human
• a voice like pebbles being shoved through a harmonica
• Human being emulator
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• the only true religion is the one that lives in the heart of every human being
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• On Being Human
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• Talk like an Aztec
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• talks like a duck
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• Can't tell if being trolled
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• You, a human being. I, a robot.
• You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
• We hold the proud distinction of being among the very last humans who will ever die
• I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
• The ceiling seems like it's tired of being our tripmeter.
• Never underestimate the impact you have on your fellow human beings.
• I feel like I'm being watched
• i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
• Can't talk. Coming down.
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• a lot like the appeal of being electrocuted
• You can’t see it like that. It’s never been anyone’s responsibility to do what’s impossible. It’s not yours.
• every noder was once a normal human
• Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
• How to talk like Jacques Derrida
• A Human and an Andarian have a Talk
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• I like hearing you talk. It doesn't matter if I don't understand.
• I like it when I dream of her. It's the only time we get to talk.
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• I like hearing myself talk. It doesn't matter if you don't understand.
• You Gotta Walk It Like You Talk It
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• Being Asian is rather like having large breasts
• You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
• The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
• There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• being
• Beings of pure energy
• Are You Being Served?
• Just being quiet and close
• The Unbearable Lightness of Being
• in love with being in love
• Being John Malkovich
• The difference between being "naked" and being "nekkid"
• The entire point of being an adult
• Being and Nothingness
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• Two Golden Rules of Being a Woman
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Being and Time
• Now that we're being so open and honest
• Evolutionary pressure against being evil
• Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
• Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
• Being a Green Mother
• Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
• Being There
• The Need of Being Versed in Country Things
• I wonder when I learned to smile when I was being hurt
• Being serious without taking yourself too seriously
• Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
• what does being a sociological researcher entail?
• being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
• there's good and bad in being a database administrator
• Being rejected by someone you really respect
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The joy of Being a Technician
• Tell me a story about being really alive
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• stop being so English
• Being complicated is not fun, especially when not everyone agrees that you are
• being a kid was great
• Being short
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• The curse of being named Tim
• being complimentary
• What's wrong with being independent
• Jewel not being mean for a minute
• Being really smart and taking lots and lots of drugs
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• Reasons for Not Being at Work
• The Importance of Being Educated
• Accidental death odds
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Being an artist warps the mind
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• dr's Hospital Adventure : it's weird being recognized as somewhat of a celebrity
• The honor of being a rat
• Being put on hold
• Why I hate being single
• A Nocturnal Upon Saint Lucy's Day, being the Shortest Day
• "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad
• The Everything guide to being a pizza driver
• Being an Eagle Scout no longer means anything
• Why are chimneys being demolished?
• Being Designated Driver on New Year's Eve
• The Greatest Fear In America Is That of Not Being Politically Correct
• I Enjoy Being a Girl
• famous for being famous
• Florida being promoted for its hockey
• she being Brand
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
• On being the Older Woman
• Imagine if you achieved a higher state of being from the Weather Channel
• Things I hate about being a conservative Republican
• Being the outsider at a party
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• On the topic of being alone
• Great Chain of Being
• Adolescents: Beings of inherent evil
• Being with an older woman
• In a school with over 20,000 people, there is no danger of being recognized later
• The Story That Is Still Being Written
• On being the first person to finish a test
• We're on our way to being GODS!
• Being stoic, Daoist, and at one with the universe is NO FUN
• On Being the Right Size
• The new rulers of the world are being decided upon
• Being Digital
• Why is "Being There" Considered Better?
• He not busy being born is busy dying
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Being rich is as much a trap as being poor
• Being both black and white
• the problem with being a member of the dominant culture
• It's a sin this not being ready, this not being up to it
• Being licked to death by kittens
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, Chapter 6: Talk to Me, Cutie
• The disadvantages of being left handed
• Single Being
• The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
• being true to your nature
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• On Being the one who goes away
• The girls' guide to being a girl
• How to transcend animal instinct and become a superior being
• Being in a relationship is not a guarantee against loneliness
• The curse of being gifted
• All things being equal
• There's nothing noble about being a soldier
• Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
• Tired of being angry
• An hour later, I swing my leg over his and we dream of being young
• The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
• Bruxa Maria de Zuzaya is being tempted
• On being American
• On being a college radio DJ
• The joys of being jailbait
• When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat?

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