Findings:

• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• I just want to be a drummer
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• I don't want to be alone
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• I just want to be friends
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Don't want sex, be sexual
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• What can be better than that?
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• we can all just be around other people
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in her heart.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• I don't always want you to be nice
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• I don't want to be successful
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• Information wants to be free
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• I want to be somewhere between two points of nowhere
• I want to be caught
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• Everyone is just trying to be farther meta
• Who wants to be a high school graduate?
• What I really want is for my troubles to be a puddle on your shoulder
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• So you want to be a DJ?
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• It can be cold in the dark
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• murder can be fun
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• Why you don't deserve to be a professor
• Don't be a smartass and expect to be taken seriously
• He didn't want to be Gary anymore
• Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
• TV can be a good thing
• I don't lose the irony that I believe my reflection to be a stranger
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• So you want to be a waitress
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• So You Want to Be a Wizard
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• I want to be a cog
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• Social contract theory = Treat people the way you want to be treated
• Don't be seduced by the taco bar
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• I Want to be a Hulkamaniac
• What the American people want politics to be
• Act as if you are in a dream; be daring and don't apologize
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• There has to be a better way to make human beings
• All I ever wanted to be
• Billy, Don't Be a Hero
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• Valour can be brown
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
• It is better to be thought a fool
• So, you want to be a philosopher
• I want to be a muse
• It's better to be heartbroken than to have a heart not worth breaking
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• Any song can be a love song
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• I Want to Be Inside You
• It's better to be lonely than to be with inferior people
• University students can be really stupid
• My mother is convinced I want to be a nudist
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• What I want to be when I grow up
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• Exes can be good things
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• There can be only one
• Be different, just like everyone else
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• Why procrastination can be productive
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• Information wants to be deleted
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Be a model or just look like one
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Don't Be An Ass (user)
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Want to be a lawyer?
• Just to see what it would be like
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I am blind when I want to be
• Don't be smart too, I couldn't stand it
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• All we need is just to be
• I want to be the air around you.
• That's what I want to be too, frankly
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Sometimes I want to be an object of desire
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I must die or be better
• No one can be totally logical
• So You Want to Be a Rock and Roll Star
• So you want to be a star?

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