Findings:
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- I can quit any time I want
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- if you want, i can help you figure out a nice ending
- You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
- I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
- All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
- Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
- You can win any argument on the internet by being stupid enough
- I can burn the hearts of the damned, but I can't stop the burning I feel for you
- Can real love survive over time
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- You can, but you may not
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- Any fool can make a rule
- I can cast Zulthon's Glowing Rings, but I cannot cast you from my heart
- I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Any song can be a love song
- Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
- you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
- Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
- I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
- Out of practice but my heart hurts so
- I can make a bong out of anything
- Getting out of a traffic ticket
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- Any Time, Any Place, Anywhere
- You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
- If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
- Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
- You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
- I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
- you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
- I wanted to show you something, but the verb sucked
- It is not instruction, but provocation, that I can receive from another soul.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
- I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
- How to find out if ANY number is divisible by eleven
- you can touch the sun but you can't take it with you
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
- This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
- i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
- I want silence, but wait for the phone to ring
- What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
- You can teach people truth, but it's harder to teach them to cope with truth.
- Any time! Anywhere!
- It's the Internet, I can do what I want
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- That balanced place where I can sit with words coming out of my fingers
- My microwave can stop time
- Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
- I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
- you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- This terrain is constantly changing, but if you look closely, you can find the patterns
- You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
- You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
- You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
- I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
- Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
- You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
- Actually, I went to bed this morning, sometime, but we can gloss over that.
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- It's just a doll, but it's a million times more real than your chemicals
- Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
- NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
- Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
- Hot pursuit
- I can lie to the face of the devil himself, but I can't fool you.
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
- Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
- Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
- I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
- There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
- Life is not always fair, but you can be
- beliefs can change the world, but they can't change reality
- There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
- Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- As any fool can plainly see
- windows where I can look out
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
- I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
- I can break into any Ford Expedition in an hour
- If you press your ear to the wrist of the world you can hear every heartbeat from the beginning of time
- September has such a feeling
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- Any time is Trinidad time
- don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
- Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
- Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
- But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
- Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
- I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Time flies but aeroplanes crash
- but mr can you maybe listen there's
- Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- I can't get published, but this crap can
- They may take our car keys, but they'll never take our freedom
- Into the Heart of the Whole :: Anderry Inne, But Not Out Again
- Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
- You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
- Any house can become a prison
- Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
- the water can kill you, but the beer won’t
- No time of any kind
- Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
- Starving in the greenhouse
- God ain't giving out any hints
- The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- But can you still cry like a child?
- But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
- he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
- love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
- Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
- you can close your eyes but not your ears
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- we can give up, but the world never will
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- Nobody paid any attention until white people started to speak out
- People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
- I love you, but it's cold out here
- You can run, but you can't hide
- He vowed not to consider any time interval shorter than one hour.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
- Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- but with words we can create anything
- But can a robot love.
- Help wanted. No previous experience necessary. Martyrdom not required but highly suggested.
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