Findings:
- A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- I don't have the time
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
- Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Don't give away the Homeworld
- I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
- the flecks of smoke and sparks don't conjure you back from the ground or heaven
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- I have a Shaymus and you don't.
- Don't Look Back
- Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
- I don't have a television set
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- I don't even badly want what I've been taking. It's just been there.
- Baptist fear of dancing
- Come back safe; we don't want any dead heroes in this family
- You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
- I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
- When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
- I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
- Don't give up your day job
- If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
- what is this i don't even
- Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
- No, I don't have channel 11
- If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
- Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
- i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
- Even the tides have more friends than you
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Baptist jokes
- Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
- I don't give a DAMN about your character
- I don't have a thing to wear!
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- Cats don't have brakes
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- If the US is so great, why don't other countries give themselves to us?
- 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
- Even if You Don't
- Stoned music memories
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- Don't Look Back in Anger
- I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- Don’t give up the ship!
- Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
- if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
- WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
- Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- And I don't even know their names
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- Give it back or I bite the little blue man
- (Don't Go Back to) Rockville
- you don't have to do this
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
- We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
- Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
- Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
- Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
- i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
- when even the plants have abandoned me
- We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
- We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- A government big enough to give you everything you want is a government big enough to take from you everything you have
- Don't talk about me behind my back
- I don't want to go back to work
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
- Don't give up
- Don't Give Me Names
- Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
- honey, don't feed me: I will come back
- I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
- Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
- A reason to drink
- I don't give a toss
- I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
- And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
- Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
- Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- So you don't have to
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- I have a punklin and you don't
- Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
- If you don't see the shack, take it back
- You don't know what you have until it's gone
- I still don't even know you
- If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
- Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
- I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
- You don't have to remember my name
- if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Don't give me your hand me down love
- Dont Give Names (user)
- Why don't I have votes today?
- The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- You're a poet and you don't even know it
- Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- You don't have any real problems
- Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
- Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
- E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- I'm scared. I don't have a name.
- i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
- I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
- When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
- i don't hate you. not even a little
- Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
- Why don't urinals have stalls?
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
- Give me back my bike!
- Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- Back in the day
- Back Bay
- On Our Backs
- back door
- Ol' Yellow Eyes is Back
- back story
- Ads from the back page of the Village Voice
- back light
- Back Street Banger
- Backed Up Outback (user)
- Go back for seconds
- I'll be back
- We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
- I wish I could sleep on my back
- the back roads
- The Cat Came Back
- the small of her back
- Take Back Vermont
- Hey! What's that worm hole doing in my back yard?
- broken back
- Exercises for the Back
- Water off a duck's back
- Back burner
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