Findings:

• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• You, standing
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• you don't have to do this
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I love you but I have to let you go
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• don't work from ideas toward reality, but from reality toward ideas
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• Effort on behalf of those we love is not work, but prayer disguised
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• But I don't want to pay for the obese smoking couch potato
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• you have changed but the memory stayed the same
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• I hate Ronald Reagan, but I love He-Man
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
• but don't take my word for it
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• I Meant to have but Modest Needs
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Why do geeks love Robert Heinlein?
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• The thing is, I love sex, but I sort of hate my brother
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Once and somewhere far away I might have found peace, but now I can't live without this city.
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• I love you, but it's cold out here
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• they carry but they do not understand
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• No, but I'll have a beer
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• don't just wait for it, but you can only wait for it
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• You say you love; but with a voice
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• But I have seen the sun just once
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Swim with the fishies, but remember you have wings
• I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• She hated the screen porch, but she loved the heat
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• New York I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• But can a robot love.
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I love you, but I dare not tell you.
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run

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