Findings:

• Fuckin' Jesus told me to betray the conspiracy
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Monday
• lies the cheesemonger told me
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
• Tell him, she told me
• boss i wish you had told me
• Allow me to name names of every name except the name I wish to drop
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Saturday
• when strangers tell me to smile
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Snickers told me
• Lies my Spanish teacher told me.
• What the dust told me
• Lies My Teacher Told Me
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Wednesday
• Chicago: What my Teacher told me
• Don't Give Me Names
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• What the scroll in the cave told me
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• Strangers talk to me
• a tech support story that a friend told me that you might find amusing
• Lies my physicists told me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• your fake name is not for everyone but good enough for me
• The stranger who hates me
• The rock under my foot that told me I was real when I was an adult
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• The First Lie Besovi Told Me
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Sunday
• New York City: What Jo told me
• New York City: What Nonna told me on Thursday
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• My brother never told me not to smoke. He showed me.
• How the Stranger vainly endeavoured to reveal to me in words the mysteries of Spaceland
• The stone that told me
• She told me to say that
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• If you told me this never happened
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• Once I googled your old screen name and found web pages you made in high school. Are you married now? Is that why you haven't called?
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Strangers with this kind of honesty make me grow a big rubbery one
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• a handsome stranger tricked me
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• She told me she wouldn't
• I always told you I thought you were smarter than me
• They grow up. No one told me.
• There are other things I haven't told you yet
• New York City: What my sister told me
• New York City: What Martin told me
• She told me she remembers three things about me
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• New York City: What Uncle Jim told me
• New York City: What my Father told me
• even if it's just to smoke with me by this brick wall
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• New York City: What my Mother Told Me
• And I don't even know their names
• You named me moon, this is for you
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• they still come to me even though i don't come to them
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• Even better than the real thing
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
• Even
• not even thirty
• "42" is even to any base
• Even if we're not together
• In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch
• I can't find my feeding tube
• Camaros are a poor man's Corvette, and Pontiacs are an even poorer man's Camaro
• Even the dead will not be safe
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Even In Dreams
• Even Years Ago
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Even nerds need people skills
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Even In The Torrent's Rage
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Even permutations are not odd
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• Even the moon was wrong
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• even function
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Even things as amazing as stars burn out
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
• Wanting to hear those quiet, even breaths at four in the morning
• That blood... it sang even as it spilled over the curb and crawled cello tremulous along the gutter's grade
• Why it is acceptable - even patriotic - to burn an American flag
• odd or even
• Five is both even and odd
• Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
• Groups of even order
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I still don't even know you
• Even death is beautiful
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Even numbers, odd numbers and the XNOR logical operator
• Not a fingerprint, not even a whisper
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• Even In Death
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• Even trees die
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
• Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
• Even Johansen
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• Even the Queen
• even steven (user)
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• even my socks
• To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
• Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
• Even the Elder Gods Fall before the Federal Government
• It was hard to say hello. It was even harder to say goodbye.
• To all that fortune, death, and danger dare, even for an eggshell
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• but fuck, it was Sunday and the church bells hadn't even called the faithful
• Even the trees here are scrappy
• Even monochrome is not so simple
• Round half to even
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Even the tides have more friends than you

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