Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "you know, I'm beginning to think that your liquor-store job doesn't ACTUALLY pay the bills"

• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
• You Know What I'm Sayin'
• What the IRS doesn't need to know
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• I'm actually quite the plain Jane
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• Things guys think girls should know
• I'm lazy. It's all I know.
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• Just great, I'm actually a coward
• Make yourself into a town that doesn't know you
• You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
• I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
• My cats think I'm a God
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• My Dog Thinks I'm Unpatriotic
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• What we think we know can kill us
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Scotty Doesn't Know
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• It's Good Money and Pays the Bills
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• Why I still pay (part of) E2's bills
• I know more when I'm alone
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I know what I'm talking about
• Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm not what you think
• They think I'm a god
• Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
• Yeah, I know I'm dead;
• I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
• i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
• If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
• I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• It's my fucking job to know
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Kids that age think they know it all
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• What you hold, you've bargained for dearly. And i think you know.
• You think you know someone, until you don't.
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• The city knows I'm leaving
• I'm just a bill
• Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• The pickup-lines that actually work
• Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
• The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
• How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
• It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
• Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
• Love Actually
• A consequence of actually feeling
• not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
• what we call human nature is actually human habit
• Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
• BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
• Well, actually
• Where to actually reintroduce wolves
• ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
• Just seeing that he actually exists
• the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• In the beginning
• beginning
• The Beginning
• Quran and the Beginning of the Universe
• The Bad Beginning
• Fear of death is the beginning of slavery
• My beginning
• There is no beginning, no movement, no peace and no end
• How the Union and the Confederacy stacked up at the beginning of the Civil War
• Into the Heart of the Whole :: Ophandir's Beginnings
• The Beginning Place
• point of beginning
• Friday the 13th: A New Beginning
• Psycho IV: The Beginning
• The Six Day War, Beginning
• I tried to memorise her, from beginning to end
• The Beginning Stages of...
• The beginning was the end
• Populous: The Beginning
• Exorcist: The Beginning
• Razing the Bar: An E2 New Year's Party and New Beginning
• The Church of England at the beginning of the 20th century
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• Ginger Snaps III: The Beginning
• Ginger Snaps Again: The Beginning
• The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom
• English History: The beginnings of Parliament
• My Favourite Beginning
• A Beginning
• the end of the beginning, and my heart is set on full auto
• beginning of the universe
• Today is the beginning of goodbye
• Tears of a new beginning
• in the beginning (user)
• White-Knuckle Nights: A Lurid Beginning to an Ominous Journey
• a love letter at the end of the world or perhaps the beginning
• Two dollar bill
• Bill Evans
• Bill Nye
• Bill Bradley
• Pecos Bill
• Bill Buckner
• Bill Maher
• Buffalo Bill

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