You look better without makeup.
I've been told that a few times by friends of mine, by my boyfriend. I guess it's a compliment, but I can't help but wonder if I'm just wearing the wrong shades. Makeup was always supposed to improve your looks, and I can't help but think I could use all the help I can get. I say I have dark circles under my eyes, and they say they can't see them. But then, they don't look at my face nearly as much as I do. I scrutinize my face, and have been since my first pimple, even though I never broke out in bad acne. I always think my nose is too big, my eyes are set crooked, my eyes have dark circles.
Just say thank you, Laura, jeez.
That sports bra makes your boobs look smaller.
Hmm. I didn't think anything would succeed in doing that. I wonder if I want my boobs to look smaller, even though this particular bra is comfy as hell despite the fact that it's a boob sling, giving me that oh so appealing uni-boob look. Well, at least when I wear it, it's easier to read the print on my t-shirts.
Women. Sheesh.