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• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• Why is it that the alien mortal enemies of humanity always have some fatal flaw?
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• You have the right to ask
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• No matter where you go, there you are
• I can't find a bra that fits right
• The bong on the table must have been part of the scenery
• Bizmillah! We'll have to let them go
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• go and have a word with yourself in the bathroom
• Go where there is no snow
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• Must never have dated my friend Emily
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• A thought that may have passed in the mind of the busboy at the cafe where I often find myself
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• go outside (superdocnolinks)
• Gonna go buy me some Jesus!
• wherever you go, there you are
• If there's hell below we're all going to go
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• Baptist jokes
• I must have three heads
• Plants HAve Rights, Too!
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• I must have been mental to have done something like that, eh?
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I must have convenient cholesterol! High octane! Instant gratification!
• Ghosts must have done it!
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
• You have to lie to fall in love. You have to tell the truth to stay there.
• do you remember the disco rhombus? it must have all been a dream.
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• just to have some human contact
• Everything Must Go
• I have to go to the bathroom
• Running away is great if you have somewhere to go
• Darkness must go down the river of night's dreaming
• You can't go there anymore
• You can't tell sleep where to go
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Of all the species on earth, we have the ability to tell the long march of evolution to go fuck itself
• No, said the potato, I won't go! Not in there!
• I must go to the sea again
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go
• I think it's time to find a way outside
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• A metaphor for sex
• all lost things must go somewhere
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Animals people have sex with
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• How to find a street address
• They must have faces
• I cannot find the right words to tell her this
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• I have no browser and I must node!
• What Say We Have a Go
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• We find ourselves in sex
• You have the right to remain silent
• It must have fixed itself!
• I must have waited all my life for this
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• General sexuality newsgroup
• Everything must have an ending except my love for you.
• How to find the nearest cross street in Manhattan
• It must have rained or something
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• If You Find This World Bad, You Should See Some of the Others
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• You, standing
• It Must Have Been the Roses
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• When there's nothing left to burn, you have to set yourself on fire
• If only I'd thought of the right words, I could have held on to your heart
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• And there find God in everyone
• I must have called a thousand times
• My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
• I do have some things to hide
• I have to return some videotapes
• Sex in a small car
• some girls find older chaps pretty kinky
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• wake up and find her still there
• Go then. There are other worlds than these.
• The USA reserves the right to go to war with the United Nations
• There but for the grace of God go I
• I love you but I have to let you go
• The Street finds its own uses for things
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• There is Nowhere Left to Go When You're The Handsomest Man in the World
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Go out and get some fresh air
• It's hard to find a cure for a brain disease when you have a brain disease
• The show must go on
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• This is my universe. Go find your own sandbox.
• I find it hard to know myself, as I dress as two people, and my right eye is bigger than the left
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• Don't go there! (category)
• There’s nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
• You have your own places to go.
• but the only power i truly have is the strength to let it go
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• Duke, let's go do some crimes
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home.
• Our music, in place of breadcrumbs, is there to help us find our way back home
• Why'd you have to go and remember THAT?
• moment after moment, we have to find our own way
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• Some songs have a power to stop you in your tracks
• I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
• I HAVE NO CAPS LOCK KEY AND I MUST NOT SHOUT
• Sex with a chicken
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Two virgins about to have sex
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit
• I cannot find the right words to touch the sky with me Yesterday tomorrow and forever in a white crystalline bask of your teddy bear beauty will you love me yes ok thx!
• Where the streets have no name
• Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• wherever i go, there's a shadow of you
• Find some plants for your honeybee homies
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• There is no ending until you find a reason to begin again
• Some vampires actually get pissed when you tell them to Have A Nice Day
• Mike the talking chicken finds out some disturbing shit (fiction) mp3 (recording)
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.

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