Findings:

• You don't have to remember my name
• I'm scared. I don't have a name.
• So you don't have to
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I have a punklin and you don't
• Names have been changed
• You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I have a Shaymus and you don't.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Couldn't you have named it anything else
• If I don't care, I don't have to hurt
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Dont Give Names (user)
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Where the streets have no name
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
• 2001: Why don't we have HAL?
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• I have dreadlocks and I don't know where the pot is
• Cats don't have brakes
• Reason #57 Why I Don't Have Children
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• The mighty have fallen, and I don't feel too good myself
• And I don't even know their names
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• A reason to drink
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• you don't have to erase it, you just have to let it go
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Names have power
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
• Names I have acquired over the years
• I have made up a name for my disease
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• Why don't urinals have stalls?
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• Stoned music memories
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• Don't meddle in that which you have no desire to understand
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• Don't feel comfortable with girls? Have a daughter.
• I don't have a postmodern condition; I've always been like this
• Relax. Don't worry. Have a homebrew.
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
• I don't have a problem with Biblical Literalism, it's Christians I can't stand
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• Don't Give Me Names
• Why don't I have votes today?
• Hi, meet my pitbull. His name is Don't Question My Fucking Premises You Ass
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• I don't have a television set
• Badgers? We ain't got no badgers. We don't need no badgers. I don't have to show you any stinking badgers!
• I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
• WE DON'T HAVE STARBUCKS ASSHOLE
• You don't have any real problems
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• if you don't have anything nice to say, a rose still smells as sweet
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• No, I don't have channel 11
• You don't know what you have until it's gone
• I don't have a problem with Christians, it's Biblical Literalism I can't stand
• If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I don't have the time
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• you don't have to do this
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• Polish political parties
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• you don't have to eat your dinner but you pay for your plate
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• my religion doesn't have a name
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• At Sea The Gods Have No Names
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• don't care
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• if a bird is never free from his cage, then his world is only his name
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Don't beat around the bush
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks
• (Don't display in "New Writeups")
• Don't judge a book by its cover
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Just don't expect me to understand
• Don't Block the Box
• don't shoot the messenger
• programs that don't compile
• Why don't you dream anymore?
• customers don't trust me
• Things you don't want to hear from your bank
• Don't call me Debbie
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• Why some guys don't pick up on hints from women
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• Don't put magnets next to the monitor
• Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
• why coding, bash and IRC don't mix
• Employees don't cheat customers...
• Why I don't use the phrase "African-American"

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