Findings:

• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Things every child should be taught
• a pile of dust where a fun girl used to be
• Automobile tire pressure
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Working in a greenhouse is sometimes as much fun as you think it might be.
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• What is and what should never be
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• titles should be approached laterally
• This is immensely rewarding when successful, but can be an extremely intensive and difficult thing to develop and practice
• Should I be happy?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• murder can be fun
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Food should not be luminous
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Having the courage to be an absolute nobody
• This node should be filled with bees!
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• Children should be seen and not heard
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• but you wanna be bad
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• Why you should not be mean
• I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• but wherever i go i'll be looking for you
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• stupidity should be painful
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• I should be running in the sunshine
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Laundry should be free
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• No threat should be taken lightly
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• Hot pursuit
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• Chalant should be a word!
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• Why should we be moral?
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• I should be able to remember your face
• This node should be filled with renga!
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• This node should be filled with waka!
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Unloved, yeah. But I'd rather be cursed than poisoned.
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• the state should not be involved in marriage
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• but my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be
• It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• How Should A Person Be?
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• Farmers' Market
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Should high school be mandatory?
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• It should not be this complicated
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• why you should never be a referee
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• You Should Be Sober
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Should I be sorry?
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• Funerals should be a celebration

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