Findings:

• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Men should never call themselves feminists
• If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• I should be running in the sunshine
• No Country for Old Men
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• This node should be filled with bees!
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• As With Gladness Men Of Old
• Should I be happy?
• What is and what should never be
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• why you should never be a referee
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• Why you should not be mean
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• Automobile tire pressure
• War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
• old chestnut: five men, houses, colors, nationalities, beverages, cigars, and pets
• Children should be seen and not heard
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• Food should not be luminous
• How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• Men are designed to be good hunters, but it's women who are born killers
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• This node should be filled with renga!
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• Why should we be moral?
• I should be able to remember your face
• The Men of Old
• The Chorus of Old Men in "Aegeus"
• Of Gods and Men: Christs of the Old World
• You're too young to be so old
• Dirty old men
• Farmers' Market
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• stupidity should be painful
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• Things every child should be taught
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Should high school be mandatory?
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• AI should be our top priority.
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• Laundry should be free
• It should not be this complicated
• Chalant should be a word!
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• Two Men Meet, Each Believing the Other to Be of Higher Rank
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• Should I be sorry?
• Too young to be nostalgic, too old to be naive
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• Adam fell that men might be
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• titles should be approached laterally
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You Should Be Sober
• This node should be filled with waka!
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• the state should not be involved in marriage
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• How Should A Person Be?
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Old men never die, they just spout poetry
• Grumpy Old Men
• Things a Kryptonian Should Consider When Dating in the 21st Century
• The angst of the unknown should be palpable.
• The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
• USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
• Funerals should be a celebration
• Be
• Which version of DOS should I run on my vintage PC?
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• What the American people want politics to be
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be

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