Findings:
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- There will never be another you
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- You will be assimilated
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- My RPG will be a work of art
- How to be a street musician
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- Be cool in college
- The revolution will not be televised
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- How to be a Jackass in your own home
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down
- When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
- Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
- Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
- How to Be Alone
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- node that will be my legacy
- the world will be remade in our image
- We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
- I fear I will be nothing
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- Carl Everett
- How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
- How to be a troll
- I will always be weird inside
- It Will Always Be Here For You
- I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
- Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
- You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
- To be this good will take Sega ages
- Boys will be boys
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
- The Revolution will be televised
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- How interracial coupling can be eugenic
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- If it be your will
- Will you please be quiet, please?
- she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- How to be an improv musician
- There will be nobody there to shed a tear
- When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
- Running toward the edge
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- There will be time
- But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
- Things every child should be taught
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
- how to be a friend
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
- This Will Be Laughing Week
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- Goops and How to be Them
- The end will be a sellout
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- The revolution will not be webcast
- Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
- You will be wrong. Embrace it.
- If you tolerate this your children will be next
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- How the Internet Came to Be
- I will be in my trailer!
- How to Be a Complete Bastard
- In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
- You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
- How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- And there will be whores and rumors of whores
- Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
- The next life will be better
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- Pay attention, this will be important later
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
- How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
- She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
- How to be a good customer
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
- How to be invisible
- There will be no more stories to read
- Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
- I will always be in the details
- Survivors will be prosecuted
- Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
- It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
- Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- How to be monstrously shallow
- What life after death will really be like
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
- The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
- How to be a backstabber
- The television will not be revolutionized
- If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
- Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- How to be telekinetic
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- Automobile tire pressure
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
- Will I cease to be
- How to be a fuck-up
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
- How to be an asshole
- Will I be given that chance?
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- How to be anonymous
- How can idealism be a bad thing?
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
- How the Moon Came to Be
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- How the Sun Came to Be
- Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
- Why Deeahblita will never be late again
- Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- Who Will Be There
- There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- Some things that fly there be
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
- In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
- If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
- Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
- How To Be Good
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- Marks which will never be broken
- On the comet there will be much pie
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- When the log rolls over we will all be dead
- Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
- all the cute guys will be there
- These trains will be the death of me yet
- How to be a good evil villain
- Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
- The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- This will be the hardest thing you ever do
- How to be a terrible customer
- World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
- Even the dead will not be safe
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