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• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• There will be no more stories to read
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Will I cease to be
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• You will be assimilated
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• It will be good when I am leader
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• The revolution will not be webcast
• The revolution will not be televised
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• I will be your young sinner
• there will be a last
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Boys will be boys
• the world will be remade in our image
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Why Deeahblita will never be late again
• There can be only one
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• I will be in my trailer!
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• The television will not be revolutionized
• If it be your will
• Everything will be alright
• A Scene That, To Understand, One Must Be A Led Zeppelin Fan
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• This is not a joke. It won't be easy. We will rule the world.
• Together, we will be the oil drifts under the sea during the next incarnation of civilization
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• I will be hard and silver and pure without fear.
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• False psychics in Florida will be charged with perjury
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Carl Everett
• Will warez and filesharing be the salvation of freedom?
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• On the comet there will be much pie
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• The next life will be better
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• The music makes one's blood boil and long to be in some obscure, untamed place with the one you love
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• I will always be in the details
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• Someday, I will be strong
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• If the earth won't be still, than I will.
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• They will not be named!
• There Will Be Blood
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Soon I Will Be Invincible
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• I will be light
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• It will never be just you
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• This love will be your downfall.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• There will be time
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• There will be nobody there to shed a tear
• node that will be my legacy
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• I will always be weird inside
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• Who Will Be There
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• The end will be a sellout
• Will I be given that chance?
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• I fear I will be nothing
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• Marks which will never be broken
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Be a model or just look like one
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• Rebeca Martinez
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Oh, oh, you will be sorry for that word!
• Your first writeup will be nuked: Don't give up
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• There will never be another you
• The Revolution will be televised
• Questions will be asked...AND DESTROYED! BY ANSWERS!
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• One need not be a chamber to be haunted
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• all the cute guys will be there
• No one can be in two places at once
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Will you please be quiet, please?
• Even the dead will not be safe

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