Findings:
- How to make a duct tape wallet
- How to make a purse out of duct tape
- How to make a weapon out of duct tape
- I hope someday you will realize how amazing you are
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- And maybe the horse will learn how to sing
- Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
- Software that tries to work in situations it cannot control will inevitably fail
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
- How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
- I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Forsaken on the Moon, How Will We Breathe?
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- Duct tape
- Duct tape does not make a good bra
- How the universe will end
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- How to tell if it will fit around the corner
- I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
- The medical uses of Duct Tape
- duct tape double
- duct tape bra
- Who are you? What are you? How do you? What will you?
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Sealing heating and cooling air ducts
- Duct Tape Forever
- The moment you realize how much of your life experience is hopelessly interlaced
- being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
- How will I die?
- How I realized the balance of Yin and Yang
- How I then tried to diffuse the Theory of Three Dimensions by other means, and of the result
- Five minutes after falling off the cliff, I realized how high it really was
- how i will contribute in nation building
- How to write fantasy that will absolutely slay the editors
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- Manually rewinding a cassette tape
- How I tried to teach the Theory of Three Dimensions to my Grandson, and with what success
- But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
- Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
- I just realized that I will not live to see the invention of time machines
- We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
- double sided sticky tape
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- Keep steadfast and earnest. You will try to trick yourself over and over again along the way. Keep going.
- The beatings will continue until morale improves
- You will try.
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- I never realized how helpful a visual arts degree could be in fixing sump pumps
- How the Sphere, having in vain tried words, resorted to deeds
- Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
- we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
- It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
- How I vainly tried to explain the nature of Flatland
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- The pickup-lines that actually work
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I'm actually quite the plain Jane
- Thinking of doing something is sometimes just as bad as actually doing it
- The city. So many lights you can actually pretend one of them's shining on you.
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
- Love Actually
- A consequence of actually feeling
- not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
- what we call human nature is actually human habit
- This is what Scientologists actually believe
- My favorite person in my life, who isn't actually in my life
- Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
- More of a knowledge fetishist than actually knowledgeable
- none of us are actually breathing, we are just trying to breathe
- No one actually cares.
- BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
- Well, actually
- Where to actually reintroduce wolves
- ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- Duct
- parotid duct
- cortical collecting duct
- thoracic duct
- duct detector
- How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
- Discordian Code
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- How much for the little girl?
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How to make brown
- Learn how to fly
- Impressing a woman
- Impressing a man
- how to make a mess
- how
- Teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How to Use a Urinal
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- How to beat the national debt
- How to link to individual user searches
- How to use an apostrophe
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- How to Find and Fascinate a Mistress
- Blood stains (how to remove)
- How big is Everything?
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- Humane octopus killing
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How the Mind Works
- How to sit on steps
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How can you sleep at night?
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How to impress The Man
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