Findings:
- You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
- there are no good or bad people
- Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
- there's good and bad in being a database administrator
- I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
- Are we in good news or bad news territory here
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
- Hip hop good, rap bad
- You're All I Need to Get By
- on being hit by lightning
- Bad writeups get 4 XP? (e2poll)
- Shit or get off the pot
- That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- not as good as being there
- Why wearing cologne or perfume is bad for your future children
- I know them by the trucks they drive, the names they call each other, the tattoos on hot, shirtless days, the music they blast after lunch, to get through the rest of the day.
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school
- tales told by unlit roads
- The Story of the Bad Little Boy
- Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
- Ruminations on being run over by a dump truck
- Bad command or file name
- Good foods to eat when you first get a tongue piercing
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
- How to get a good night's sleep
- The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
- And then by the side of the road, I saw
- Things were never that good, things aren't that bad
- Bad Dylan is better than good Diamond
- so bad it's good
- Good Sister, Bad Sister
- The bad guy dies by accident
- The dubious distinction of being criticized from the left by the Ku Klux Klan
- The relative risk of being attacked by a shark
- Good cop Bad cop
- Feeling bad about a good deed
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- By the Time I Get to Phoenix
- Tell the truth. Begin by beginning. Say good things to yourself.
- For the good things in life it is worth being a snob
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Good and bad processors solution
- The loneliness of migrant threshermen and those poor souls forced by fate to seafaring slept under the loveseat; little Jenna smiled at its tail cat-like aquiver
- So is this a Customer Service Center or a Technical Support Center?
- Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
- Good reasons to get decapitated
- you are a comet when you streak close by the radios get weak
- The legend of the three good ass whoopings by Nathaniel Carter
- Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
- Get busy living or get busy dying
- Why can't I get that good kind of depression?
- Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
- A Good Reason To Get Drunk
- Smart enough to get into the Ivy League, not good enough to go to Stanford
- As Good As It Gets?
- what do you get if you multiply six by nine
- Bad or missing command interpreter
- The good, the bad, and the skinny on hugs
- Good News, Bad News
- Alzheimer's: The Good, The Bad, and The Unexpected
- I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by bad poetry
- Server Emulators: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
- Songs from an American Movie Vol. 2: Good Time For a Bad Attitude
- Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
- Perils of being too good at your job
- Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
- Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
- Being betrayed by one's own body
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- Getting the most out of being a temp
- Eduardo Kac's GFP Bunny, a work of transgenic art, or, It's not easy being green
- I'll tell you this, though; sometimes being lost is a good thing. Just enjoy the things you might not see again.
- Is this a cocoon or a tomb? Each comes with the risk of secretly being the other.
- Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
- These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
- On A Tree By A River, A Little Tom-Tit
- Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- Accidental death odds
- Good Pirate/Bad Pirate
- The Carriage of Goods By Sea Act of 1936
- traveling the dark forest road by moonless night
- You don't get to be a wizard by collecting bottlecaps
- Unregulated derivatives are a secret tax imposed by Wall Street on all goods and services
- The Tragedy of Prince Hamlet and the Philosopher's Stone, or, A Will Most Incorrect to Heaven by William Shakespeare
- Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
- As Good as it Gets
- i've been trying to get back to the center
- What do you get if you multiply six by nine?
- You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- good reasons to get an education
- you get mistaken for strangers by your own friends
- Good idea, Bad idea
- Murdered by pirates is good!
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- The Joy of Pair Bonding: Get Good At Sex
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
- Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
- How to get good in-flight service
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
- Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
- Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
- You know, that really wasn't a good way to get rid of the Universe forever
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- Good girls who look like bad girls
- When good code goes bad
- Maximilian Schell
- An American in Tours
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- Why putting ~/bin or . in your $PATH is a bad idea
- The good, the bad, and the "Chronic"
- Good News for People Who Love Bad News
- Mob mentality: The good, the bad, and the just plain silly
- don't throw good money after bad
- Good Dog Bad Dog
- Why do bad things happen to good people?
- When Bad Things Happen to Good People
- Good and Bad Children
- Toki Pona: The Language of Good, Bad, and Ugly
- Dr. Curry and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
- Class of Nuke 'Em High 3: The Good, the Bad and the Subhumanoid
- I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
- It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
- Guide to determining if you are constantly being mauled by bears
- it rained real bad that night and the roads went to mud
- Does toilet paper go bad?
- Good experience / bad experience (e2poll)
- Goin Down the Road Feeling Bad
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- The Wild Colonials
- Being licked to death by kittens
- Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
- Being rejected by someone you really respect
- The secrets of being a good drug dealer
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
- Notes on ruining the beauty of barren places by being there
- There are more and better reasons to dislike a human being than race or religion
- The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
- good/bad art collective
- The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- your chances of being killed by a frog are low BUT NEVER ZERO
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan
- Being a romantic does not mean you are good at romance
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
- Eating only rice to get by
- Men get turned on by lesbians much more than women get turned on by gay men
- Swimming pool injury
- Good Friday Agreement : Comparable Steps by the Irish Government
- How to get hit by a car
- Whether by word or deed or thought
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- only by consuming pieces of one another can beings such as we exist
- Being pulled over by the cops for speeding
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- Doutzen Kroes gets rejected by Darwin Dating
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- watching headlights roll by, maybe you noticed one, swept by a little too slow
- You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
- One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
- By hook or by crook
- Remarks by President George W. Bush at Islamic Center of Washington, D.C.
- Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
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