Findings:

• You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer
• You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
• There is something we can do
• What can you do this month that you couldn't do last month?
• I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• being mute can do a lot for an idiot
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• If you can say something nice, do
• In the event of malicious software, it is highly suggested that you do not literally crash your computer.
• I can do it myself
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• The Least We Can Do Is Wave To Each Other
• What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
• Know How, Can Do
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Do what you can, with what you've got, where you are
• All I can do
• What can I get for you? What do you need?
• Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
• I can do shit with my legs
• My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• It's the Internet, I can do what I want
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
• 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
• The most perfect thing you can ever do
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• You can do anything
• I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
• the summer can do little more than feed itself
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• Boys can run faster than girls: Reflections on adolescent gender differences
• What loneliness can do to you
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• Do what you can as you do
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• There is nothing the dead can do
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• The Most Good You Can Do
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• I can do much better than this
• Snow Days vol. II: The Best That I Can Do
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• We can do the sideways thinking that's needed to combat something which can literally eat your combat training.
• Can computers think?
• What can you do with 6.5 million SUV tires?
• Dead Can Dance
• can of corn
• garbage can
• trash can
• WWIII can start in Afghanistan
• Yan Can Cook
• coffee can
• Can we all just get along?
• One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
• Star Wars cans hidden message
• Be all that you can be
• canned food
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• Can buoy
• Can hook
• Water can
• That is not dead which can eternal lie
• I can eat a bicycle!
• Linux can reduce your taxes
• canned laughter
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Your smoking can harm others
• Can porn appeal to women?
• canned coffee
• Any song can be a love song
• Nothing can stop me now
• Prince Albert in a can
• Can I go back to sleep now?
• Girls run faster than light: reflections on pre-adolescent reality differences
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• windows where I can look out
• Dr Pepper imitations
• Can I masturbate too much?
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• Can I nominate this guy for sainthood?
• Genetic Engineering, and How We Can Survive
• If you look hard enough, you can see Satan and his works everywhere
• I can eat a peach for hours
• Jay Buhner can vomit at will
• This poem can be put off no longer
• How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?
• How many ways can you say "ginger"?
• How many ways can you say "vinegar"?
• How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
• tower of pop cans
• What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
• How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
• Push a can
• There I stood, rambling incoherently into the tin can, you loved it
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• I can hang out with guys without fucking them!
• Can you hum a few bars?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Smoking can kill you
• can control
• canned ham
• Things you can tell just by looking at her
• I can divide by zero
• Language of the dead
• Smoking during pregnancy can harm your baby
• No one can be totally logical
• Hard disk vibrations and how you can stop them
• Tobacco smoke can harm your children
• Aerosol cans and a lighter can bring wet wood to life
• you can make anything seem cool with over-formatting
• How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
• can opener
• can of grease
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• The Pariah Coke Can Theory
• I think I can, I think I can
• I can taste the floor
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Potatoes saved my life they can save yours too
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• The best compliment an actor can receive
• Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
• Canned Heat
• Mom, can we go to the mall?
• king can
• A darn good reason to cover the trash can
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I can neither confirm or deny these charges
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The eerie tale of prescient canned pasta
• True Love Can Wait
• Children can be cruel
• When can it end?
• I sometimes feel like I need every human that I can form a healthy relationship with to survive
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• Some people can just hold onto the things that really matter to them
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• I can make a bong out of anything
• Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them
• murder can be fun
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Chalk can put us on the Moon
• Brother, can you spare a dime?

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