Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "your seat cushion can be used as a floatation device in the event of a watery evacuation"

• Your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device
• The proper temperature can be reached through the use of heaters
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Dogs can be used for detecting mold in houses
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
• The BMT That Used To Be
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• Three-year-old boys can be cool
• I used to be a carpenter
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Any poet can be a computer. Any computer can be a poet.
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• I used to be bulimic
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• Or at least it used to be
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• The way that can be spoken of is not the true way
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
• We used to be more in sync
• a pile of dust where a fun girl used to be
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• I used to be a constitutional literalist.
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Be all that you can be
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• not as funny as it used to be
• murder can be fun
• The IND That Used To Be
• What can be better than that?
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• No one can be in two places at once
• Expensive foods can be worth it
• Can anorexia be a lifestyle?
• Children can be cruel
• nothing true can be said in a single sentence, and anything said in three is a lie
• How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
• Can the Cross be Saved?
• for now this is the best that can be done
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• If you would be seated
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Nostalgia ain't what it used to be
• Exes can be good things
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Why procrastination can be productive
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• Valour can be brown
• TV can be a good thing
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Can we still be friends?
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• We Can Be Together
• The MTA That Used To Be
• only cold little handheld mirrors in the wee hours of the morning can be trusted
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• The back of the cereal box isn't what it used to be
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• Now It Can Be Told: Devo At The Palace 12/9/88
• The IRT That Used To Be
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a pandeist?
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• I met her today, the girl I used to be
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
• How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• Cars Can Be Blue
• we can all just be around other people
• how can words exist and not be acceptable?
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• How long can any one heart be so confused?
• Can a woman be sexist? Can a black person be racist?
• Can many fictions be woven into fact?
• loyalty can be found in surprising places
• Any song can be a love song
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• we used to be punk
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• University students can be really stupid
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• Bare feet can be as sexy as bare breasts
• Can a straight guy be a gay flirt?
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• There can be only one
• homosexuals can be Roman Catholic priests
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• My entire genetic makeup can be entered on a single CD-Rom
• Foods which can be eaten raw
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Words that can be written on a calculator
• This poem can be put off no longer
• Beggars CAN be choosers
• an excess of anything can be a poison
• The increase of entropy ain't what it used to be
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• It can be cold in the dark
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• I used to be racist
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I find evolution to be a woefully inadequate theory until it can explain the following:
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Everything Can Be Beaten
• On the Criteria To Be Used in Decomposing Systems into Modules
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• The Lines That Used To Be
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• We can be heroes
• I used to be that girl.
• Things never were what they used to be
• There is a space between your shoulders where your wings used to be
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• You used to be a substantial woman
• A dying playground can be Eden
• Anything worth fixing can be fixed.
• she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• Knowledge can never be certain
• Father, can I be the dawn now?
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
• Short can be good! (document)
• No one can be totally logical
• Romantic as in 19th century German aesthetics, not what mommy says daddy used to be.
• With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
• How can idealism be a bad thing?

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