Findings:

• I should be able to remember your face
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• Daylight Savings Time should be ended
• Wearing waterproof mascara for goodbyes should be a given, really.
• Everything should be made as simple as possible, and not simpler
• The way the music industry SHOULD be
• what it takes to be a fool
• The question of social change should be framed with the most vulnerable group in mind
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• Halloween Yard Decorations Should Not Be Encountered Alone At Night
• Who should be weighed with the inconvenient burden of staying
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• It takes a man to teach a man to be a man.
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• Your last act as a free man should of course be to burn the scrap of paper
• Perhaps I should take this as a lesson and end all loves with a Smith & Wesson.
• You should be wearing rainbows on your feet
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Reasons you should take up guitar
• This node should be filled with bees!
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• It should not be this complicated
• If you're not able to accept peace, then you must be willing to accept conflict.
• Look now. We won't be able to see this again.
• Mull around in my mind for a while and you'll find so many treasure troves and so many graveyards that you won't be able to tell the difference between them
• attention span
• This node should be filled with haiku!
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• What it takes to be a good programmer
• If you know a religion to be false, should you tell its followers?
• short attention span
• The angst of the unknown should be palpable.
• Everything I say should be a nodeshell, including this
• Why you should take your drugs and go to therapy
• "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
• love vs. my attention span
• lest there should be among you a root that beareth gall and wormwood
• Eating meat should be as conscious a decision as not eating it
• Why some new lovers should be dipped in honey and tied to ant hills
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• My nose is producing fluorescent'y substances, should I be concerned?
• Short Attention Span Theater
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Software Engineering should be considered a contact sport
• One should be careful to whom he gives the finger
• AI should be our top priority.
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• shortcut attention span (document)
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• Should I be sorry?
• Attention must be paid
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• why you should never be a referee
• Sex is terrible and should not be celebrated.
• Take a melody, simple as can be
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• Candles should be burned, not dusted
• throw away words we catch in cages where our hearts should be
• if you take it too seriously i really will be just talking to myself
• I Should Be Allowed To Think
• Should it be easier to secure convictions for rape?
• This node should be filled with waka!
• How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• The fashion trade should be burnt to the fucking ground
• USPS isn't a private business, nor should it ever be
• Take the cap off your car battery when charging it
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• may my truths take flight, and my lies be burnt away
• Why you should not be mean
• We should take photos together sometime
• We should do well to take our lesson from the stars
• Reasons you should take up bass guitar
• Should you take a creative writing class?
• Should I be happy?
• I should be allowed to make myself miserable
• Farmers' Market
• Lame fuckwit who should be shot for wasting valuable bandwidth
• Why potheads should be eliminated
• Children should be seen and not heard
• Funerals should be a celebration
• Love should not be routine habitual bliss
• Should anyone be allowed to vote?
• Automobile tire pressure
• stupidity should be painful
• Things every child should be taught
• Should there be a statute of limitations on being a jerk?
• car fog lamps should be coin-operated
• I should be running in the sunshine
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Laundry should be free
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• Names that should never be given to important files
• Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
• Should high school be mandatory?
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Ah, if you should turn out to be a fairy I don't think I'd put you in a jar
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Artificial intelligence should not be a substitute for real stupidity
• Life should be held in much higher regard
• Jurph should not be allowed to play with fireworks
• There should be laws requiring electric cars to make the Jetsons flying car noise
• Why Descartes should be Resurrected and then Shot
• What is and what should never be
• Food should not be luminous
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• Chalant should be a word!
• Abbey Road should never be played on random
• You Should Be Sober
• How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
• Should copyright laws be revised?
• Fellatio and Cunnilingus should be Olympic Events
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• Why should we be moral?
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• School-age teenagers should be given compulsory spelling and grammar lessons
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Pure contentedness. (Yes, yes, I know it should be contentment)
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• How Should A Person Be?
• titles should be approached laterally
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• This node should be filled with sonnets!
• This node should be filled with tanka!
• History should be a hammock for swinging and a game for playing, the way cats play
• This node should be filled with renga!
• what would it take to be serene again?
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• No threat should be taken lightly
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• the state should not be involved in marriage
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• It's a grocery store how purple should my prose be?
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• It's not obvious why this should be obvious
• Speed limits should be higher for motorcycles
• -able
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• Seth Able
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Able (user)
• Growing up just means being able to climb bigger trees
• Such tattered wings. Still able to fly
• My experiment in not paying attention to numbers
• medical attention
• The evil practice of narcotherapy for attention deficit
• Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain
• How to attract the attention of wait staff
• attention economy
• A baby's eyes attract attention like television
• Attention Slut
• How to get the attention of unruly school children
• DJ Sabrina The Teenage DJ
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• to be
• The revolution will not be televised
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• eternity would be boring
• 640K ought to be enough for anybody
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last

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