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The following is Zarn's (Humorous) Guide to Memorizing Pi to 100 Decimal Places

It seems that everyone has no life and tries to memorize Pi like me, but I havn't gotten out in 3 months. I find it easiest to divide Pi into 50 numbers in a section. This is how I am able to do it, after I eat 16 hotdogs.

3.14159265358979323 - I still remember this much from my prison cell wall, infidel.

8 - I just ate 16 people, half of them have already digested.

46264 - COOL mirror image number only when you smoke plastic bags.

33 - This is the number of dead people in my basement. Next to my golf clubs.

832 - This is the prefix for the whorehouse in my area.

795 - My dad used to have a post office box with this number until I pipe bombed it and killed all the post men, that how I got into PRISON.

0288 - Numbers starting with zero make me feel funny in the tummy.

4 - This is how many years it takes me to crap.

1971 - I didn't like the 70's, because polyester chafes my bottom.

69 - Oh come on! This number is easy to remember for obvious reasons! (but I don't know anything about that)

3993 - How many times I've been rejected.

7510 - Last number in this section.


5820 - Stupid mosquitoes.

974 - A Futuristic Pork style?

944 - A Present day Pork style! Fagot!

5923 - Kind of related to nothing in hell.

0781 - This number also makes me feel happy.

640 - Popular computer graphic screen width.

628 - What is the 40 above in hex? I dunno, but its not 628.

620 - MY SCREEN IS COVERED IN BLOOD!!!

8998 - Two lesbians on a bench.

628 - In medievil times they used cows as cannon balls.

0348 - Orifice of emptiness. So lonely.

2 - The number of brain cells I think every one else has because I am anal.

53 - My wife's age.

421 - One minute past 4:20.

1 - "I'm so lonely because I stay at home and memorize pi!" (Three Dog Night)

706 - Almost a Boeing 707 airplane! I'm a world terrorist. Release my brother Sid Chameele Ramadan and I will lift this bomb threat.

79 - The distance to my fridge in meters.

Got that? Now was that so hard? Believe it or not but that's Pi TO 100 DECIMIAL PLACES! Learn it and you can become a member of club 100! One of the most coveted nerd clubs on the Web. We are all dumb and would like to have you in our cult.