What is Everything2? You told me!

Submissions have closed on last month's tagline contest and it's time for the voting to begin. So listen up!

1. Voting will be open during the month of November.
2. Once the month has ended, what it looks like we'll be doing is having one sensible main tagline and then, elsewhere on the front page, a randomly rotating blurb of 5-10 of your favorite submissions.
3. Every user may vote for one tagline and up to two picks for the rotating blurb.
4. Send your picks to me via the message system, like so: /msg Aerobe I would like to vote for "X" for the strapline, and "Y" and "Z" for the blurb.
5. You may not, of course, vote for your own submissions.

Here, then, are the suggestions we've accumulated. Although your names were (and continue to be) attached to your contributions in last month's Editor Log, I've removed attributions here to discourage bias. Standings will appear in bold after each item in form (T: #, B: #).

• Share and enjoy.
• Literary Karaoke (T: 1, B: 2)
• It's sort of like a big bus... or a boat.
• A Pointed View of Neutrals.
• Tune in, turn on, time out.
• Defying definition since 1999 (T: 2, B: 5)
• Different reading. Different writing.
• Writing everything about everything. (T: 2, B: 3)
• Stuff kinda happens Y'know?
• A Internet simulation of your favorite place in the library to sit and read.
• 420 WRITE WORDS ERRY DAY
• Youse gonna node if you knows whats good for ya, see?
• Everything2 has thousands of factual and fictional written works on almost every subject. You might be interested in writing here, too. (T: 2)
• Shitty design, crappy interface, but the best fucking writing you assholes will ever read. (T: 1)
• Everything2 is an Organic Content Farm enriched with uncontaminated fertilizer. (B: 1)
• MMORG ISO Magister Ludi for our own Glass Bead Game.
• E2, Brute? (B: 3)
• Wikipedia's weird cousin/older brother. (B: 2)
• Hello, we are Everything2, what's your name? (T: 1, B: 1)
• Read. Write. Create. (T: 3)
• Our fiction is more entertaining than Wikipedia's. (T: 1, B: 5)
• Like Facebook, but with Mexicorn.
• You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
• You will never find a more wretched hive of ponies and buttercups. (B: 4)
• Like Twitter, but with cake recipes.
• The blood, my God, the blood!
• Please try to make more sense than our blurbs. (B: 6)
• Everything2.com has baked you a pie! (Do not eat it.) (B: 2)
• Find the secret Wil Wheaton account and win $25,000!
• That's the look, that's the look. THE LOOK OF LOVE.
• Everything2.com once ate ten pounds of cabbage! (T: 1, B: 1)
• Read, think, write and receive feedback. Rewind. Repeat. (T: 1)
• Open mouth. Insert foot. Get downvoted. Sulk. Consider learning something. Rewind. Repeat.
• Writing is only the beginning.
• The exact opposite of Twitter! #omgfacts
• Every definition is wrong, especially the one everyone agrees upon. (B: 1)
• Don't know where this "writers' site" crap came from but it sure as hell isn't in the prospectus. (B: 2)
• A group blog with no inherent ordering crossed with a role-playing game and a chat room
• We prefer "colorful" points of view.
• An argument to contain all arguments on all subjects.
• This is a website on the internet (B: 1)
• Look, some of the stuff here isn't true, okay? (B: 2)
• Words arranged in interesting ways (B: 3)
• Remove lid. Add water to fill line. Replace lid. Microwave for 1 1/2 minutes. Let cool for 3 minutes. (B: 2)
• Connecting ideas and people.
• Putting the consummate 'v's in savvy
• An edited collection of writing about anything.
• Breathe in. Breathe out. Repeat until dead. (B: 1)
• Read. Write. (T: 5)
• the world's coolest text (B: 1)
• Paragraphs with pulse.
• Welcome to the rebirth of your desire to write. (B: 2)
• Read with us. Write for us. (T: 7)
• The write stuff.
• We write wrongs.
• Write in the corner of the Internet. (B: 1)
• Read, write, enjoy. (T: 4, B: 2)