The Everything Open Mic (idea)

Noding while I'm at work
Now and then ducking a rubber band
From my job I always shirk
Wishing I could go get a tan

So here I am at half past five
I should be going home
On that endless friday drive
My roomate calls me on my phone

Why aren't you home yet?
He asks so simply, I reply
Noding on E2 - got a bet
Soon I'll finish, then I'll fly

Just one more node, I then shout
Hanging up, I type even faster
Just one more node, I must get out
I can't admit - E2's my master..