There was a girl I went to high school with who ended up going to Wellesley while I was studying in Boston. She came to see me on what the Wellesley girls called "The Fuck Truck" and we had ice cream. My dream was a replay of that but with lots of new things. Like some part where we were sitting together outside of J.P. Licks and she turned to me and said "your penis is all wrinkley and ugly... will your face look like that when you get old?"

I said I didn't know. I also wondered how she knew what my junk looked like, since she'd never seen it.