girls smell sweet and look all petite
and guys are big and tall
girls can wank in a ladylike fashion
but guys can't wank at all

the ladies don't take to guys that wank
they set themselves too far above
and what they don't know is that guys will go
for girls that don't shun love

so girls, be yourselves! don't hem and haw
about a wank here and there
because after a while, you'll learn with a smile
that guys prefer humans to air