Silly, silly man! Listen not to what he has to say!
We Amoebi are friendly creatures. We help to clean your contact lenses! All you need to do is go to your local pond and scoop a few of us out into your contact lens case. We will help you cleanse all of the harmful materials off of your lenses.
We promise not to enter your brain and feed on your delicate, tasty, savory, brain tissues! Oh sushi of my psuedopodia! We will not eat your brain!!