Angry Safer

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Fri Aug 1 2003 at 20:37:08 (20.7 years ago )

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Sun Jan 31 2010 at 14:31:12 (14.2 years ago )

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• 'Fuck off' used as a replacement for 'good', or 'very'
• A brief history of Pi
• A Dedication to my Wife
• A general rhetorical refutation of the position "X sucks"
• A Man's Salad
• Against Me!
• Amish Friendship Bread
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• Art is the lie that tells the truth
• At seventeen: A retrospective
• Basics of personal mythology
• Blank T-Shirt Rebel
• Burning textbooks and then selling them back
• Caught between sky and shadow
• Create a throwing star out of Post-it Notes
• Damn, you're not gay are you?
• Defenestrations of Prague
• e2armory
• Even things as amazing as stars burn out
• Exquisite Corpse
• Fifteen Men on a Dead Man's Chest
• Honest people are the best liars.
• How many geeks does it take to factor a polynomial?
• How to answer a telephone
• How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
• How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
• How to write lyrics
• I bought a bookstore (idea)
• I just wanted to destroy something beautiful
• I played solitaire for a year for the chance to use one line
• I used to know what color your eyes were
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• If only I could get into her head
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• Killing baby bunnies with breast milk
• Malicious HTML
• Mommy, you dropped this (idea)
• Next time one of those tough kids asks you to smoke pot, tell them "MY GRASS IS FOR MOWING"
• Now your songs mean what they were supposed to from the beginning
• Ohm puns
• online identities
• Rules that don't apply to you
• Sad little spiral-bound notebook diaries
• Saint Francis of Assisi (person)
• sammich
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Six String Samurai
• So funny you will piss yourself laughing
• Squirrel Hill
• Steady these hands these hands steady these hands (person)
• The Book of Tea
• The Drunk Monks Steak
• The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
• The great web site background music conspiracy
• The infamous button-hat
• The Original Hot Dog Shop
• The separation of grammar and lexicon in the human mind (idea)
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• ueni
• When too much Dungeons and Dragons changes your religion
• whiskey tango foxtrot, over
• You love these machines. These machines are dead: a love story.
• Your Sucking Funny Day (thing)