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(Obnoxiously, with feeling)


I am a few inches longer than the rest
A few points smarter, with a longing in my chest
I will scour the world and not be satisfied with nothin'
No! What I seek is the Juicey Pigg Muffine!

J is for the Joy in the Juicey dough
P is for the something that you don't wanna know
But M is a wonder and it means a million things
From the Motion of the Muffine to the Metre of my sings!

Ho! My name is Spikey and a Werm is what I am!
I will not be content with mud pie and dirt jam!

If you'd like to you can follow me down my longsome road
Filled with crazy dangers such as a Dragon with legs like a toad's
And a filthy, gooey creature with yellow skin and hungry jaw
You better watch out for that bad Banana Mama!

Ho! My name is Spikey and a Werm is what I am!
I will not be content with mud pie and dirt jam!

I know that songs are boring, but please allow me one more verse
I promise before you know it, you'll forget it -- it's that terse!
I have 17 eyes on the toes along my spine
And a muscle for the trouble and a mouth for all these rhymes!

Ho! My name is Spikey and a Werm is what I am!
I will not be content with mud pie and dirt jam!

Juicey! Pigg! Muffine!
Juicey! Pigg! Muffine!
Juicey! Pigg! Muffine!

Alright now, let's begin...