Spam poetry. There's a lot of it about. Here's some more, made out of subject lines that I noticed in my "caught spam" folder today. I have rearranged them so as to form a coherent narrative.
Many Sexy People
by
Ashley Pomeroy
Hi
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(pause, as the sound of the explosion echoes away, and a new era of understanding dawns on the world)
I contemplated calling this "barely legal boys gangbanging horny granny plumper" but decided against it. That's a fair collection of fetish. Perhaps someone could run a competition to find the most diverse, most compact spam subject line.
You could probably build up an accurate picture of my soul by reading this poem. After all, the spammers can't just be sending out messages randomly, they have targeted me specifically based on my inmost needs. Yes, I freely admit that I could smell more sexy to women. I smell sexy to women, but not sexy enough. You can never smell too sexy to women, just as you can never be too rich or too thin.