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I can't sit still in class.

They give me Ritalin™.

They give me A's.

I get drug-induced fears of the sun spontanously exploding and of black holes at the age of 6.

They take me off Ritalin™.

I can't handle school. I leave school. I get depressed. They give me Prozac™.

I stop taking Prozac™.

I smoke Cannibis.

I don't get depressed anymore.

They give me jail.