Okay, I'm stuck here in Jamestown, NY (the ass-end of the universe), and I need to set some of those stats straight:

Median income: This is comprised of Dr. Sinatra (the richest man in town) and all the people on welfare and Social Security. As you can see, the balance is on the low end of the income scale.

Neighborhood type should read DECAYING suburban.

Median age: 36.2? Bullshit! Try 56.2.

50.97% female, but 97.5% of those are dogs, and the rest are taken!

(And, seriously, Chautauqua means "bag tied in the middle", apparently it was what the local natives said when the French explorers showed them a map of the lake.)