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"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"

"Buddy, you have absolutely no idea what it's like to lose God's grace and be banished from ever seeing the face of the divine again. To be cast out of the realm of bliss because you dared question divinity. To be hurled into this realm of failure and heartache, only able to see the divine as a sliver within the heart of each person, never to see it in full, until the end of time when all is one once more. On top of all that, I have to sit here and listen to some jerk complain about being dumped by some other jerk."

"You don't have to be in this bar, though."

"Yes I do. The beer is divine."