So I came across a post on Tumblr regarding Anton LaVey, the founder of Satanism. It was a passage from his writings regarding how to judge men and women based on their preferences for salad dressing.
Now, I thought that Real Men ate steak and avoided sissy salad, but what do I know? What I know is that I hate salad dressing. On salad. Salad dressing on steak might be interesting.
Except that I hate steak because it's too chewy. So maybe salad dressing on a burger.
You know what? I bet I can combine salad dressing with ketchup and re-create the mcdonald's big mac secret sauce.
Wish me luck.