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 Sung to the tune of "Candy Man" 

Who gets up at sunrise,

Scampers in the dew,

Picks up all the rubbish and an apple core or two?

Oh the garbage man,

The garbage man can,

The garbage man can because he picks it up with love and makes the world smell good!

 

Who can take a dog turd,

wrap it in a bag,

leave it in the sun to let the neighborhood gag,

Oh the garbage man,

The garbage man can,

The garbage man can because he picks it up with love and makes the world smell good!


The garbage man makes, the world smell sweet,

Satisfying and delicious!

Now you talk about your workday wishes,

You can even toss the dishes!



Who can take a banjo,

Smash it like a nut, 

Separate the frets and leave the pieces in a rut?

Oh the garbage man,

The garbage man can,

The garbage man can because he picks it up with love and makes the world sound good!

 

The Garbage man makes, the world smell sweet,

Satisfying and delicious,

Now you talk about your workday wishes,

You can even toss the dishes!



Who can take a big toe,

Cover it with cream,

Sit out in the sun and nibble with a bit of old sardine?

Oh the garbage man,

The garbage man can,

The garbage man can because he picks it up with love and makes the world taste good!

 

Yes, the garbage man can because he picks it up with love and makes the world smell good!

 

 


 

 

I'm not sorry.