I was "actually" stranded on a
desert island.
well... one part of it really, it is quite a large desert island.
i lived on this desert island for 24 years, accepted (but not totally) by a tribe of locals calling themselves
Australians.
after learning their
language, and some of their
barbaric rituals, i started to plan my escape
this was made difficult by the
worthlessness (in
global terms) of the shells they traded as
currency,and the
geographic isolation of the island.
but never the less, i prevailed!
....only to find that i
missed parts of the island.