Dorm room safety tips (idea)

Here are a few more:

• I'f you're having sex, chain the door
• An unlocked door is an invitation for others to come in
• An unlocked bike is a stolen bike, even if you're only in the dorm for 2 minutes, it will be gone when you return
• Napster is your enemy. If you use it, you will be grotesquely murdered by your floormates who want their bandwidth back
• Download all the pr0n you can get. You'll miss that ethernet connection come summer
• Never mention the word "Linux" to the network help desk. They will never speak to you again.
• It is permissible to be rude to Jehova's Witnesses, however you may not throw them off the balcony
• Never jump off a balcony, no matter how drunk you are and how short a drop it looks like, you will hurt yourself
• Smoking in the stairwell is a capital offense (as it very well should be)
• There will be noisy drunks. deal with it
• There will be People who think the volume of the music is more important than quality . Your job is to teach them better.