Kool-Aid Fruit Tea*
0 Calories!
Directions: put four tablespoons of sugar...
*contains no fruit or tea. Not suitable for human consumption.
Intrigued by constant
cultral references to Kool-Aid on the web, I had an American friend send me a few sachets. I followed the highly
dubious directions, and found myself with two pints of what appeared to be red
dye. But, I thought I'd keep an open mind, so I lifted the glass to my lips...
Good God, humans drink this stuff?
I can't have drunk more than a quarter of a pint, but I was left with a hideous
aftertaste that wouldn't leave for days. I swear it stained the
stainless steel sink when I poured it away. It took two showers before the stains on my hands were gone, I felt like
Lady Macbeth.
I can see why people took acid with Kool-Aid. You need some form of
heavy duty reality buffer to drink it.