Today seemed to be "Yell at Codger while he rides his bike day". The first prepetrator was this old-ish man gimping (for lack of a better word. I mean this purely in the limping sense--not the sexual) down the sidewalk, half-yelling, half-incoherently-mumbling,

"Wear a helmet, wear a helmet"

Of course I was thinking of "Stay on target..." from the Holy Trilogy at this point ... But then, as I entered the street his eyes went wide as he screamed

"Suicide! You're committing suicide!"

I rode off, and obviously, in doing so, did not commit suicide.

crazy old wacko

Later, riding back home, I was braking, squealing loudly, when a woman pedestrian shouted

"Time to get those replaced!"

and followed with a discourse on her troubles with brakes, primarily those of her car.

Again, I muttered an acknowledgement and rode across the street, into the sunset.

I really should replace those brake pads. My sneakers are getting really worn down.