Colonol_Panic
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- Tue Jun 26 2001 at 02:41:53 (22.8 years ago )
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- Fri Jun 25 2004 at 01:54:26 (19.8 years ago )
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User Bookmarks:
- "Gay" being used as an adjective for something bad (idea)
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me (idea)
- All media are biased
- Behold the power of cheese (idea)
- Big Iron Penis Shrine (place)
- Breakfast-Fu (idea)
- Cat bathing as a martial art
- Chastity Mangle (idea)
- Conversation I overheard in the bookstore 5 min before end of my shift
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep? (idea)
- Fifteen Elvish ways to die
- Findings:
- Frank Zappa: Statement To Congress September 19, 1985
- Funny C declarations
- Gollum vs. Regis Philbin
- Happy Fun Ball
- Has a cat ever killed anyone? (idea)
- High school can kill you (idea)
- hiragana (thing)
- Holy shit, you mean I'm not invisible? (idea)
- How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
- How to break a coconut (idea)
- How to calculate air temperature from a cricket's chirp rate
- How to get a Goth out of a tree
- How to get your ass kicked by Jackie Chan (idea)
- I am the very model of a modern teenage Cyberpunk
- I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
- I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
- If Dr. Seuss wrote for Star Trek
- If Jesus Came Back Today (idea)
- katakana (thing)
- Leonard Nimoy demonstrates the Magnavision videodisc player (thing)
- Marijuana addiction
- Mutant brains of London cabbies
- My penis shall not suffer as a result of this horrible poetry!
- Objectivist Marriage Vows
- Panda porn: America's new shame (idea)
- Plural forms of "clitoris" (idea)
- Precocious potato prestidigitation (idea)
- Punching customers is bad for business
- Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
- STENDEC (thing)
- Steve DeVries Goes to Fundamentalist Islam Heaven
- Stupid movie reviews are killing people (idea)
- Super Mario Brothers: A Literary Criticism
- Thank God the new Anakin is not Leo
- The Americas were shaped exclusively to infuriate explorers (idea)
- The Book of Daniel
- The Clock Theory
- The Conundrum of the Two Ugly Nurses (idea)
- The Hacker's Kitchen Guide (thing)
- The hamster penetration test
- The Infamous Bell Tower Prank of 1996
- The just deserts of Table Four (idea)
- The longest multi-word palindrome in any language: 2
- The Peril of Ho-Hos and Assumption (idea)
- The Pizza Chronicles
- The playing of the following four songs anywhere near a pianist is prohibited (idea)
- The principles of nuclear weapon safety and meeting girls are remarkably similar (idea)
- The United States should go to war with Iraq
- Things my corporate job does to scare the hell outa me (idea)
- Things that can go wrong when assembling a computer (idea)
- Using a Jedi Mind Trick on State Troopers (thing)
- Waiters who judge you based upon what you order (idea)
- War On Some Drugs
- Why are car engines so HUGE in the US? (thing)
- Why I love Linux
- Why I torched the crack house
- Why is the Linux mascot a Penguin?
- Why strapping buttered toast to a cat's back will not produce infinite power
- Wormhole (idea)
- Yatta!
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!